Dear friends and colleagues,

My heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time

and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 months. Thank you for

making me feel safe, secure, blessed, healthy and brought many a smile to

my face.

Extra thanks to whoever sent me the email about rat cr@p in the glue on

envelopes - 'cause I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need to

seal an envelope.

Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. Because of

your genuine concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it I know it can

remove toilet stains, which is not exactly an appealing characteristic.

I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked

with a needle infected with AIDS.

Or sit in cinema seats for the same reason.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water

buffalo on a hot day.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone might drug me with a

perfume sample and rob me.

Or if I did survive the shops I would be grabbed and murdered by a nasty

man in the car park.

I no longer eat KFC because their "chickens" are actually horrible mutant

freaks with no eyes or feathers.

However, I no longer worry about my soul because at last count I have

363,214 angels looking out for me.

Thanks to you I have learnt that God only answers my prayers if I forward

an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl on the

internet who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time).

In fact, I no longer have any money at all but that will change once I

receive the £15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for

participating in their special on-line email program.

Yes, I want to thank you all so much for looking out for me that I will

now return the favour ! If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000

people in the next 7 minutes, a large pigeon with a wicked case of

diarrhe@ will land on your head at 5:00 PM this afternoon. I know this will

occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's,

ex-mother-in-law's, second husband's, cousin's beautician.

......Oh, and Have a nice day !

redrus

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Suprisingly, it doesn't get many replies.....

redrus

A great one Redrus, well done!!!

Edited February 21, 200620 yr by suegha

What you never sent the ten angels on to ten other special friends????

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To at least 7 people...

BTW, may I copy you for any future forwards ?

Cheers

KY

Copied, pasted and sent!

To at least 7 people...

BTW, may I copy you for any future forwards ?

Cheers

KY

Probably....

redrus