U F O Spotted In Sakon Nakhon On Christmas Day: You Just Can't Fake This Stuff

[oldsailor35]

If any asks you if you believe in UFOs, simply say: Absolutely! There are plenty of Unidentified Flying Objects zipping about. If you identify one as extra-terrestrial, then get back to me. Until then, it's absolutely an Unidentified Flying Object. I think this stand is similar to the current USAF policy. I wonder what the RTAF policy is? Recommending cutting back on the Thai whisky?

OMG! dont tell the RTAF about this or they will buy one. Just to out do the Army's 'hot shot' unflyable balloon.

Edited January 5, 2013 by oldsailor35

[oldsailor35]

why are the people here giving such stupid comments on this posting ?

well, I see, all are brain death already...

Because its such a stupid 'hoax' in the first place.

[vijer]

You have it all wrong, this is alien garbage, they heard it was okay, in Thailand, to just dump your trash were you pleased. So as they were in the neighborhood the aliens tossed their old worthless ship out the window.

[Puschl]

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Looking for intelligent life, perhaps?

I noticed they didn't bother to land here.

to be continued ...

[KuhnPaen]

Not a UFO at all. Simply a really powerful vagina shooting things out of a local bar. Guess they were out of ping pong balls.

[oldsailor35]

Landed.

"Take me to your leader"

"You got enough gas to get to Dubai?"

Yellowshirt , i would but Suthep is away on holiday.

[TheWalkingMan]

Where was Michael Rennie? Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!

[vijer]

Sure you can fake it, it's called photoshop.

Sure, millions of illegal copies of Photoshop are sold in Thailand, actually there is probably one legal copy in Thailand, mine, but it wasn't bought here.

[Puschl]

OK,I'll stop here, as the limit for quote blocks per post is quite limited. There's a nice German proverb:

"Everything has been said by now, but not yet by everybody."

[oldsailor35]

Looking for intelligent life, perhaps?

In Sakhon Nakorn ??

And I'll tell you something, too, that's starting to annoy me about UFOs: the fact that they cross galaxies or universes to visit us, and always end up in places like … Fyffe *bleep* Alabama. Maybe these aren't super-intelligent beings, you know what I mean? "Don't you wanna go to New York or LA?" "Nah, we just had a long trip, we're gonna kick back and whittle some." Oh my god, they're idiots. We're gonna enter our mothership in the tractor pull!" Last thing I wanna see is some flying saucer up on blocks in front of some trailer, bumper sticker on it, "They'll get my raygun when they pry my cold, dead, eighteen-fingered hand off it!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1MuT_KSOo4

Fantastic! this American comedian is the first and only one that i have ever found funny. He's great !

[Songhua]

They're all old ones. They each have a bag with ฿800,000 in it and a completed TM7.

Word has it that their leader will be posting here shortly requesting info about the best bank to open an account with, buying motorcycles and getting a yellow tabien baan.

[DaamNaam]

They're all old ones. They each have a bag with ฿800,000 in it and a completed TM7.

Word has it that their leader will be posting here shortly requesting info about the best bank to open an account with, buying motorcycles and getting a yellow tabien baan.

Too smart to stay and go through with all that nonsense. Last sighting was Penang, 10 year visa on arrival.

Edited January 5, 2013 by DaamNaam

[Baloo22]

Well, the government had to invite someone new to buy those new Elite Cards!

[Songhua]

Well, the government had to invite someone new to buy those new Elite Cards!

Ah Ha ... they've found a customer for the rice!

[MEL1]

Just for the interest:

On what scientific knowledge [experience, wisdom] do all of you base the opinion that UFOs do NOT exist ? ... just thinking out loud

Alien abduction "experiences" most often occur at the time of a close relative dying and can be attributed to the pineal gland in the brain producing the Hallucinogen DMT which it does at birth and at death. If someone consumes or spontaneously produces DMT they will often see the "Grays" or "DMT Elves" as there are also known.

See the book "DMT the spirit molecule" by Rick Strassman.

A lot of UFO stuff (like area 51) appears to have just been fabricated and was disseminated at the time via deliberate "leaks".

Sorry, but I must correct you.

Alien abduction "experiences" most often occur at the time the bars shut.

-mel.

[Scott]

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[scotto]

it could be thai airways test flying their new aircraft

after all the bagging they get here on tv

they have invested heavily on new aircraft to get them

above their competition and keep their customers

happy with a short time flight from swampy and back in no time

at all!

[Ian Curtis]

They can't land unless they have a visa. If they do, they will be deported, but I am not sure where you deport a real alien too.

They might get 30 days because they flew in?

[rotary]

Last time I saw a flying saucer like that my ex Farang threw it at me.

[Songhua]

it could be thai airways test flying their new aircraft

after all the bagging they get here on tv

they have invested heavily on new aircraft to get them

above their competition and keep their customers

happy with a short time flight from swampy and back in no time

at all!

There's no check-in, it's all express beam-in. Which is great, but imagine the indigestion after shoveling a bag of peanuts, a bread roll and two drinks down during the six second flight from BKK to HKT.

[Westaurel]

Sakhon Nakhon the thai Roswell

Sakhon Nakhon the new Roswell, maybe this Far East City of Isan will become an attraction place grace to some little green men.

Udon Thani is becoming the new Little Bangkok increasing so fast, but the neighbouring province of Sakhon don't profit of this status.

Maybe, we can always dream, some aliens would make of this place the new attraction place for tourists in the Far East Thailand !

[Skywalker69]

UFO! No, no. Have you not heard that Santa has swapped his flying reindeers for a more modern model?

No...no.... That is railiens, not aliens.

[biplanebluey]

Looking for intelligent life, perhaps?

Or just three wise men and a virgin?

Intelligent life would be hard to find unless they would be happy with the 3 wise men,but a virgin???? virtually impossible!!!!

[Dazzletoad]

About as legit as this:

Notice the legitimacy is backed up with the disabling of likes, and comments. Must be real

Reminds me of the question of 'looking for intelligent life'. Same like islam, how god appeared in the most desolate, backward, thrown back part of the middle east, to an illiterate, war mongering, perverted, necrophiliac drifter. (Paraphrasing the koran) But aliens, looking for intelligent life, here, lmfao.

I would be interested in the picture, when it was taken, and exactly when it was reported. The time between the taking of the picture, and of the presentation to the authorities would be vitally important. If this chick had any time longer than an hour or two, and a laptop with photoshop, the job is done.

[jackr]

Obviously a flying hubcap from a bus crashing out of shot.

Post of the thread!

Just for the interest:

On what scientific knowledge [experience, wisdom] do all of you base the opinion that UFOs do NOT exist ? ... just thinking out loud

May I suggest stick to thinking in quiet? No-one has said they do not, but are rather taking the Michael on why they would be floating around Nakorn-Nother-Universe-ville, or, more than likely, that this particular specimen is very likely a fake.

A lot of UFO stuff (like area 51) appears to have just been fabricated and was disseminated at the time via deliberate "leaks".

That's what they want you to think.

[Pimay1]

Is this the equivalent of an early April 1st? I love the heading...you just can't fake this stuff! LMAO You CAN just fake this stuff as a gazillion photos online will show. Perhaps the greys were searching for Chalerm, Thida and Jatuporn to confirm the results of 20 years of abductions and anal probings.

Or perhaps

(love the effect of ear medication on those eyes!)

not forgetting

REMEMBER...............You can't fake this stuff!!

Post of the year so far. Edited January 6, 2013 by Scott

[Tywais]

Guess the Thai military finally got their blimp off the ground.

[SimonD]

Nothing to see here. Move along...

[Pimay1]

It is the transportation vehicle of the unknown foreign government they sold the rice to.

Thailand: Hub of unknown foreign government rice contracts.

[Phronesis]

Lord help them if they had to land to get assistance with an engine problem. I'm guessing it doesn't have a honda wave motor under the hood...

Edited January 5, 2013 by Phronesis