theblether Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 My girlfriend was complaining to me about a nutter farang neighbour who plays ZZ Top at full bung all day and boasts about having sex with his wife on a Tuesday. She say's she doesn't care about the music but she can't get the mental image of an old farang bouncing about like Tigger every Tuesday. People need to realize the psychological damage they can cause in Thailand. The poor lassie is scarred for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Drat, and double drat. Been grassed up by my PAL. What a Bar Steward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted January 14, 2013 Author Share Posted January 14, 2013 Surely it's not you Transam? I didn't know you could even manage it on a Tuesday? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Surely it's not you Transam? I didn't know you could even manage it on a Tuesday? Am only allowed on a Tuesday after my Bigmac. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackr Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 I had one like that, albeit girly pop music. He got told to move on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinfoilhat Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 mental image -- BE GONE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbk Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 clearly pub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 I'm going to bed , is it Tuesday yet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arthurwait Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Miss Blether turns the light off then ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Miss Blether turns the light off then ? Need to get a braille calendar... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 I was once on a flight home from HK and I happened to watch one of these British comedy shows; well, there was one show that scarred me for life. There was a Jimmy Hill impersonator (no! there's worse to come...) waxing lyrical about Gary Lineker (No! There's worse!) "Gary Lineker - hero? Villain? Crisp thief? But is that a face you can imagine contorted in the throes of sexual ecstasy?" "...." "I beg your pardon?" ".... .... no, I was trying to get that image of Gary Lineker having sex out of my mind..." and now, whenever I try to blank something from my mind, I am cursed with a vision of Gary Lineker having sex. If I knew what the show was, I'd sue for mental scarring SC 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob8891 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 I'd suggest that you/she retailiates, tb...... Take a set of bagpipes out next time you go... or at the very least a CD of the massed pipes and drums.... give this heathen a loud blast of some culture, not that " Devil's music". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted January 14, 2013 Author Share Posted January 14, 2013 Miss Blether turns the light off then ? The poor lassie has enough mental scarring as it is, after all she dates me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob8891 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Try to pick something at a steady marching pace (especially on Tuesdays). If Transam picks up the tempo, we don't want to kill him trying to keep up with something akin to a strip the willow..... This has back-fired..... too many bad bad BAD mental images Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted January 14, 2013 Author Share Posted January 14, 2013 Heh heh heh, that'll teach you Rob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob8891 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Send the noisy neighbour to this neck of the woods.... far too cold for any of that hanky-panky stuff.... there are polar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuddleypete Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 transam you lucky then some months you get 5 times a month other months you get 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob8891 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 transam you lucky then some months you get 5 times a month other months you get 4 <deleted> don't tell him about next month.... he'll go into a spiral of depression. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poanoi Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 We stick to the leap day, so only 1.5 month left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2unique Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 I was once on a flight home from HK and I happened to watch one of these British comedy shows; well, there was one show that scarred me for life.There was a Jimmy Hill impersonator (no! there's worse to come...) waxing lyrical about Gary Lineker (No! There's worse!) "Gary Lineker - hero? Villain? Crisp thief? But is that a face you can imagine contorted in the throes of sexual ecstasy?" "...." "I beg your pardon?" ".... .... no, I was trying to get that image of Gary Lineker having sex out of my mind..." and now, whenever I try to blank something from my mind, I am cursed with a vision of Gary Lineker having sex. If I knew what the show was, I'd sue for mental scarring SC Ron Manager from The Fast Show... Little boys, in the park, jumpers for goalposts... marvelous Sent from my GT-P7500 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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