Humours Sms And Jokes

[Road_Runner]

Humours SMS And Jokes

Will try and add as frequently as possible.

Nine angels came to me and asked, "Do you know the most intelligent, smart, nice, noble, well-behaved, and best groomed person?"

I gave them your address

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Wow! What a fool i made out of them.

[Road_Runner]

What do I do when I see someone

Cute

Terrific

Fabulous

Gorgeous

Attractive?

I Stare And Smile

And When I Get Tired

I Put Down The Mirror !!!

[Road_Runner]

Sincere Apologies

If U Don't Like Any Of My SMS

And Don't Like 2 Read Them

Please Don't Hesitate

Feel Free To

Throw Your Mobile Away.

[Road_Runner]

If You Save This Message It Means I'm Cute

If You Edit This Message I'm Still Cute

If You Forward This Message You Are Spreading That I'm Cute

If You Erase This Message You Are Jealous Of Me 'Coz I'm Cute

[Road_Runner]

May Your Life Be Full Of Honey

May Your Husband Be Fat & Funny

May Your Life Always Be Full Of Roses

May Your Children Have Very Big Noses

[Chopper]

It's national mental health week and all you have to do to help raise money is text this to your local retard...Well that's my bit done!

Road_Runner this is not directed at you mate.

[Road_Runner]

Just go to hel_l

U

U

U

because only U

can change hel_l into heaven by your sweetness.

Chopper not directed at you either mate

Friends??

[Road_Runner]

Did U Know A Simple Hello Can Be So Sweet

H = How Are U

E = Everything Ok With U

L = Like To See U

L = Love To Hear From U

O = Obviously Miss U

[Road_Runner]

WELCOME TO

www. sexy.com

Type Password

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e

x

y

NEW MEMBER:

Name - sexy

PROCESSING...

DENIED !!

2 OLD 2 B SEXY

TRY

www. oldie.com

[Road_Runner]

Last Night I Woke Up Hugging The Pillow

Because I Was Dreaming Of You

Tonight I Will Try Dreaming Of My Pillow

So That I Can Wake Up Hugging You

[Road_Runner]

Sex is like a restaurant

Sometimes you get good service

Sometimes bad service

Sometimes no service

And many times you got to be happy with 'Self Service'

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Edited March 15, 2006 by Road_Runner

[Road_Runner]

Husband's Penis Was Stung By A Bee

Wife Prayed!

Dear Lord!!

Please Reduce The Pain

But Let The Swelling Remain Forever

Amen!

[Road_Runner]

A Special Breakfast For You Today

A

Fork Of Care

Plate Of Love

Bowl Of Peace

Spoon Of Hope

Glass Of Prayer

Enjoy Your Breakfast

You Are Under God's Care

[Road_Runner]

Its The Sweetest Thing To Do

Do It On The Bed

Do It On The Sofa

Do It In The Bathroom

Do It Anywhere You Like

But Never-Ever Stop Doing It

May God Bless Your Naughty Mind

I Was Just Talking About Your Daily Prayer

[Road_Runner]

I Think I Should Tell You What People Are Saying Behind Your Back

NICE ASS !!!!!!

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[Road_Runner]

Why Does A Man Fall In Love?

Lack Of Experience !

Why Does He Break Off Love?

Lack Of Patience !!

Then Why Does He Want To Fall In Love Again?

Lack Of Memory !!!

[Road_Runner]

7 Days make a week

A week of sex makes one WEAK

No sex in a week makes 1 SICK

Sex once a week makes 1 SEEK

So

R U WEAK, SICK, or out to SEEK?

[Road_Runner]

Marriage Advantages:

Marriage means that someone helps you

Cope up with all the problems

You never had when your were single.

[Road_Runner]

Latest Invention

The Japanese Have Produced A New Camera

It Has An Amazing Shutter Speed

It Can Take A Pic Of A Woman

With Her Mouth Shut!!

[Road_Runner]

When U R Stressed & About To Breakdown

Just Remember STRESSED Is Just DESSERTS

Spelled Backwards

Enjoy Your Piece Of Cake

[Road_Runner]

First Battle

Whenever you are depressed and think that you've lost

Remember you are the same sperm that once won the battle

To survive among millions of your kind.

[Road_Runner]

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Did you get it?

Look closely.

Okay, turn it upside down

Now, you got it?

You still don't get it right?

What did you expect?

If you can't get it straight what you think?

You would get it when its upside down?

Gotcha!!!!

[Road_Runner]

Teacher: "There has been a complaint that you have been using a lot of abusing languages and unnecessary force."

Student, "What the f***, i have never done that, which motherf***, son ** * ****h, said that, just let me know his name and i will kick his ass right until Mars."

[Road_Runner]

What's the similarity between a mother and a wife?

One woman brings us into the world crying

The other ensures you continue to do so!!

[Road_Runner]

"LISTEN' & 'SILENT' have the same letters

Do you know why?

Because you can listen to your friends

Even when they are silent.

[Road_Runner]

Life is like a MOVIE

If you are sad - DRAMA

If you are angry - ACTION

If you are afraid - SUSPENSE

You look at the mirror - HORROR

Now you are smiling - That's COMEDY