“thaksin Is A Ufo” Says Bargirl

[jimbob]

In what could well be the scoop of the century a well known bargirl has told the Patong Times that Prime Minister Thaksin could well be a UFO. “If you look closely at his eyes you can see a funny kind of glint, like he knows something we don’t. And if you think about it why did he need to put a satellite into space when there are already so many up there. It is probably his private space pod.” After performing several table dances the bargirl went on to comment, “I am not so sure about Sonthi either, I mean look at him. If he is human then I am a ladyboy.” After a lengthy examination the Patong Times, can confirm that the bargirl in question was not a ladyboy and that opposition politician Sonthi could well be a UFO as well.

http://patongtimes.com/post.php/60

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The strangely shaped head, the sattelites, the incomprehensible things he says - it is all beginning to make sense now.......

Edited March 2, 2006 by jimbob

[Jai Dee]

Maybe I should move this to the News Forum...

[britmaveric]

Almost as good as the Sunday Sport...

[jimbob]

Almost as good as the Sunday Sport...

Aye, I liked the Sport at least they realised that all news is BS. Unless you read Thai newspapers of course then it is all true.

[suegha]

Almost as good as the Sunday Sport...

Aye, I liked the Sport at least they realised that all news is BS. Unless you read Thai newspapers of course then it is all true.

What? All news is BS! This comes as a real shock to me...