kurgen Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 BL goes to Heaven When Osama bin Laden died, he was met at the Pearly Gates by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!" Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed." James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!" Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence." The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader. As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept and said, "This is not what you promised me." The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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johnh101 Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Watch out they'll put a Fatwa on you ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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suegha Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 I had to read it twice before I got it! Very funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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