BL goes to Heaven

When Osama bin Laden died, he was met at the Pearly Gates

by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and

yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped

conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and

shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This

is why I allowed our government to provide for the common

defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane and

snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the

Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason,

James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their

anger on the terrorist leader.

As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin

Laden wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians

waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"

Watch out they'll put a Fatwa on you !

totster

I had to read it twice before I got it! Very funny...