Morakot Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 They perfected the ping pong show. No? They're not perfect. I've watched a few, I should know. Is that what it is? I read in a tourist guide that some women in certain place perform some unhygienic acts that involve sports equipment. I now feel disappointed! I think my imagination was running wild, when a pommel horse came to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forethat Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 The other major superior advancement is having a drain hole in the bathroom. Like why can't anyone in the West think of that. Like a Thai bathroom, all you have to do is use the bum gun and spray down the entire bathroom and it all drains out. The entire bathroom is clean very quick and efficiently. A Western bathroom you can't just spray down with water cause there's no place for it to drain. I mean what kind of thinking is it that you already have a drain for the bathtub and shower, yet don't put in a drain to spray down the entire bathroom? Ehhh....well, actually; a drain in the bathroom IS standard in a lot of western countries. Granted, UK is not one of them. Here you're more likely to find carpet in the bathroom.From a building standard point of view, I'd say Thailand and UK are on the exakt same level (nothing conforms to a standard, quality is scarce), excluded the bathroom drain and bum gun...(sorry BSI, you failed) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattler Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 The idea is good but has a drawback in it can spray S**t all over the toilet seat!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 They perfected the ping pong show. No? They're not perfect. I've watched a few, I should know. Is that what it is? I read in a tourist guide that some women in certain place perform some unhygienic acts that involve sports equipment. I now feel disappointed! I think my imagination was running wild, when a pommel horse came to mind. Now now, don't be disappointed. You could be onto something with that pommel horse idea. Let me sound out some showgirls on this tonight. They're quite the accomodating type. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattler Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 (edited) The Thai bum gun by far. I've seen the bidets in hotels I have been at, but tI didn't quite know how to use so I avoided. (Looked kind of creepy.) I must also say that Thai bathroom technology is far superior to Western bathroom technology. The Thai bum gun is yet only one example. Simple and effective. The other major superior advancement is having a drain hole in the bathroom. Like why can't anyone in the West think of that. Like a Thai bathroom, all you have to do is use the bum gun and spray down the entire bathroom and it all drains out. The entire bathroom is clean very quick and efficiently. A Western bathroom you can't just spray down with water cause there's no place for it to drain. I mean what kind of thinking is it that you already have a drain for the bathtub and shower, yet don't put in a drain to spray down the entire bathroom? The houses arent made of concrete in general and you might find it a bit chilly when the water temperature from the gun was about 3c as we have something called "winter" over there. Something Im not keen on is the amount of water left after this cleaning up, it just encourages mold especially in tiled areas, If it could be contained only to the bowl it would be better, the wife gets the water absolutely everywhere!!! Trust me Uk plumbing fittings are way way better than ANY Thai fittings, they have the worlds sloppiest threads on their joints Ive ever seen, its crude to say the least Edited February 16, 2013 by rattler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancealot Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 Aaah so this 'other toilet is a bidet?! I thought rich people shitted together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emanphoto Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 For about 6 months out of the year, the water temp in Chicago is not conducive to using an unheated bum gun. Trust me on this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post canuckamuck Posted February 16, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted February 16, 2013 Aaah so this 'other toilet is a bidet?! I thought rich people shitted together Shat 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancealot Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 For about 6 months out of the year, the water temp in Chicago is not conducive to using an unheated bum gun. Trust me on this. Ouch! Cold surprise.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancealot Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 Aaah so this 'other toilet is a bidet?! I thought rich people shitted together Shat You just shattered my bathroom mirror i always use for self-reflection. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikkalad Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 Nahh!!! Bum Gun....Hands down for sure......Praise Be To "The Bum Gun" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GreenSnapper Posted February 16, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted February 16, 2013 For about 6 months out of the year, the water temp in Chicago is not conducive to using an unheated bum gun. Trust me on this. Real men use bum guns even in winter! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rancid Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 Will be heading home for a while, already have a collection of bum guns packed to take over and install. Life without the bathroom friend would be barbaric and unhygenic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locationthailand Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 Should be mandatory in the building code in all western countries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevvy Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 the bum gun is number one, not a fan of the two bucket system though, in that case i would rather use some leaves off a gum tree not a stringy bark one heheheh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akspace Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 For about 6 months out of the year, the water temp in Chicago is not conducive to using an unheated bum gun. Trust me on this. Just hookup one of the small electric water heaters to the bum gun, problem is solved! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenSnapper Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 Should be mandatory in the building code in all western countries. Yep! It's always a problem back home, even in 5-Star hotels, there is no bum gun. Bidets aren't a real solution. I normally use paper for a first cleaning, and then sit on the edge of the bathtub and use the shower for the rest. My Asian girlfriends always shower completely. My Western girlfriends.... better don't think too much..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greer Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 The idea is good but has a drawback in it can spray S**t all over the toilet seat!!! No, I think you may be using it completely incorrectly... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayned Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 The idea is good but has a drawback in it can spray S**t all over the toilet seat!!! Not if you use it in the USA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattler Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 For about 6 months out of the year, the water temp in Chicago is not conducive to using an unheated bum gun. Trust me on this. Real men use bum guns even in winter! Real men also get drunk everyday and smoke like troopers, real men die young, glad I aint a real man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattler Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 The idea is good but has a drawback in it can spray S**t all over the toilet seat!!! No, I think you may be using it completely incorrectly... I could weigh 200 kilos though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mosha Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 After a week in the UK using bog roll, I couldn't wait to get back here. My backside was too dam_n sore. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamhar Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 (edited) An American here We, in the US, have neither the bidet or a bum gun. Most of my friends (and myself included) have both wetwipes and TP available. wetwipes are akin to flushable diper wipes for babies. its a moist wipe with lotion in it. I perfer the wetwipes to the bum gun. When i first got to TL, i actually didnt know what the bum gun was used for. Cleaning the toilet? washing your feet? then one night, after it appears i ate something that didnt agree with me I realized exactly what it was there for NICE! but i still would have rather had the wetwipes. Glad i found this topic, AFTER unch! Edited February 19, 2013 by jamhar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayned Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 As I posted earlier, you do have the bum gun in the US, only it's mounted on the kitchen sink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeijoshinCool Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 (edited) As I posted earlier, you do have the bum gun in the US, only it's mounted on the kitchen sink! Americans are taller. And like to multi-task. Edited February 19, 2013 by HeijoshinCool 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenSnapper Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 Wetwipes or dry toilet paper: the idea behind is the same. Moving the shít around and distribute it equally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamhar Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 As I posted earlier, you do have the bum gun in the US, only it's mounted on the kitchen sink! True that. And we can rinse our salad at the same time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamhar Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 As I posted earlier, you do have the bum gun in the US, only it's mounted on the kitchen sink! Americans are taller. And like to multi-task. Also true! and our sh*t dont stink, so its a non-issue to begin with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob8891 Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 After a week in the UK using bog roll, I couldn't wait to get back here. My backside was too dam_n sore. You didn't buy yout TP in B&Q by any chance, did you??? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeijoshinCool Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 While I, too, prefer rinse and run, toilet paper does come in handy in the western public bathrooms: covering and, if enough layers, soaking up all the piss from bad shots and lazy bastards. Here, it would keep footprints off your butt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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