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Thai Bum Gun Or European Bidet?

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They perfected the ping pong show.

No?

They're not perfect. I've watched a few, I should know. rolleyes.gif

Is that what it is? I read in a tourist guide that some women in certain place perform some unhygienic acts that involve sports equipment.

I now feel disappointed! I think my imagination was running wild, when a pommel horse came to mind.

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    Always seemed like a good idea to me under any circumstances. "Which is just to say that if you use a bum gun in a public toilet, best be sure to wash your hands well after."

  • There are some westernized versions of those hygienic showers (hansgrohe has a bunch of them, for one). I've considered installing one at my place after first visiting TH, but found two major problems

  • The Bum Gun is far superior than nasty toilet paper. I've never met anyone who goes back to toilet paper after using The Bum Gun. Why would you? The two inventions are about 2 centuries apart, and it

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The other major superior advancement is having a drain hole in the bathroom. Like why can't anyone in the West think of that. Like a Thai bathroom, all you have to do is use the bum gun and spray down the entire bathroom and it all drains out. The entire bathroom is clean very quick and efficiently. A Western bathroom you can't just spray down with water cause there's no place for it to drain. I mean what kind of thinking is it that you already have a drain for the bathtub and shower, yet don't put in a drain to spray down the entire bathroom?

Ehhh....well, actually; a drain in the bathroom IS standard in a lot of western countries. Granted, UK is not one of them. Here you're more likely to find carpet in the bathroom.

From a building standard point of view, I'd say Thailand and UK are on the exakt same level (nothing conforms to a standard, quality is scarce), excluded the bathroom drain and bum gun...(sorry BSI, you failed)

The idea is good but has a drawback in it can spray S**t all over the toilet seat!!!

They perfected the ping pong show.

No?

They're not perfect. I've watched a few, I should know. rolleyes.gif

Is that what it is? I read in a tourist guide that some women in certain place perform some unhygienic acts that involve sports equipment.

I now feel disappointed! I think my imagination was running wild, when a pommel horse came to mind.

Now now, don't be disappointed. You could be onto something with that pommel horse idea. Let me sound out some showgirls on this tonight. They're quite the accomodating type. :)

The Thai bum gun by far. I've seen the bidets in hotels I have been at, but tI didn't quite know how to use so I avoided. (Looked kind of creepy.)

I must also say that Thai bathroom technology is far superior to Western bathroom technology.

The Thai bum gun is yet only one example. Simple and effective. The other major superior advancement is having a drain hole in the bathroom. Like why can't anyone in the West think of that. Like a Thai bathroom, all you have to do is use the bum gun and spray down the entire bathroom and it all drains out. The entire bathroom is clean very quick and efficiently. A Western bathroom you can't just spray down with water cause there's no place for it to drain. I mean what kind of thinking is it that you already have a drain for the bathtub and shower, yet don't put in a drain to spray down the entire bathroom?

The houses arent made of concrete in general and you might find it a bit chilly when the water temperature from the gun was about 3c as we have something called "winter" over there.

Something Im not keen on is the amount of water left after this cleaning up, it just encourages mold especially in tiled areas, If it could be contained only to the bowl it would be better, the wife gets the water absolutely everywhere!!!

Trust me Uk plumbing fittings are way way better than ANY Thai fittings, they have the worlds sloppiest threads on their joints Ive ever seen, its crude to say the least

Aaah so this 'other toilet is a bidet?!thumbsup.gif

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For about 6 months out of the year, the water temp in Chicago is not conducive to using an unheated bum gun. Trust me on this.

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Aaah so this 'other toilet is a bidet?!thumbsup.gif

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Shat

For about 6 months out of the year, the water temp in Chicago is not conducive to using an unheated bum gun. Trust me on this.

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Aaah so this 'other toilet is a bidet?!thumbsup.gif

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You just shattered my bathroom mirror i always use for self-reflection.

Nahh!!! Bum Gun....Hands down for sure......Praise Be To "The Bum Gun" ;)

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For about 6 months out of the year, the water temp in Chicago is not conducive to using an unheated bum gun. Trust me on this.

Real men use bum guns even in winter!

Will be heading home for a while, already have a collection of bum guns packed to take over and install. Life without the bathroom friend would be barbaric and unhygenic.

the bum gun is number one, not a fan of the two bucket system though, in that case i would rather use some leaves off a gum tree

not a stringy bark one heheheh

For about 6 months out of the year, the water temp in Chicago is not conducive to using an unheated bum gun. Trust me on this.

Just hookup one of the small electric water heaters to the bum gun, problem is solved!

Should be mandatory in the building code in all western countries.

Yep! It's always a problem back home, even in 5-Star hotels, there is no bum gun. Bidets aren't a real solution. I normally use paper for a first cleaning, and then sit on the edge of the bathtub and use the shower for the rest.

My Asian girlfriends always shower completely. My Western girlfriends.... better don't think too much.....

The idea is good but has a drawback in it can spray S**t all over the toilet seat!!!

No, I think you may be using it completely incorrectly...

The idea is good but has a drawback in it can spray S**t all over the toilet seat!!!

Not if you use it in the USA!

For about 6 months out of the year, the water temp in Chicago is not conducive to using an unheated bum gun. Trust me on this.

Real men use bum guns even in winter!

Real men also get drunk everyday and smoke like troopers, real men die young, glad I aint a real man

The idea is good but has a drawback in it can spray S**t all over the toilet seat!!!

No, I think you may be using it completely incorrectly...

I could weigh 200 kilos though?

After a week in the UK using bog roll, I couldn't wait to get back here. My backside was too dam_n sore.

An American here

We, in the US, have neither the bidet or a bum gun.

Most of my friends (and myself included) have both wetwipes and TP available.

wetwipes are akin to flushable diper wipes for babies. its a moist wipe with lotion in it.

I perfer the wetwipes to the bum gun.

When i first got to TL, i actually didnt know what the bum gun was used for.

Cleaning the toilet? washing your feet?

then one night, after it appears i ate something that didnt agree with me

I realized exactly what it was there for thumbsup.gif

NICE! but i still would have rather had the wetwipes.

Glad i found this topic, AFTER unch!

As I posted earlier, you do have the bum gun in the US, only it's mounted on the kitchen sink!

As I posted earlier, you do have the bum gun in the US, only it's mounted on the kitchen sink!

Americans are taller.

And like to multi-task.

Wetwipes or dry toilet paper: the idea behind is the same. Moving the shít around and distribute it equally.

As I posted earlier, you do have the bum gun in the US, only it's mounted on the kitchen sink!

True that.

And we can rinse our salad at the same time! :D

As I posted earlier, you do have the bum gun in the US, only it's mounted on the kitchen sink!

Americans are taller.

And like to multi-task.

Also true! and our sh*t dont stink,

so its a non-issue to begin with :D

After a week in the UK using bog roll, I couldn't wait to get back here. My backside was too dam_n sore.

You didn't buy yout TP in B&Q by any chance, did you??? w00t.gif

While I, too, prefer rinse and run, toilet paper does come in handy in the western public bathrooms: covering and, if enough layers, soaking up all the piss from bad shots and lazy bastards.

Here, it would keep footprints off your butt.

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