Brokeback Mountain Sheepherder

A rugged sheepherder from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctor's

office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, "I am not

going to beat around the bush, You have AIDS."

The sheepherder tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I

do?"

The doctor says "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a

head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno

peppers, 40 walnuts, 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off

with a gallon of prune juice."

The sheepherder squares his rugged shoulders and asks "Will that cure me, Doc?".

His doctor says "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of

what your butt is for."