To ensure that I am properly assimilated admidst the middle aged, upper middle class, Thai professional men that live in my Moo Ban here in Phuket, I have taken it upon myself to obtain a gik. My strategy was to first secure a lovely, private, and secure apartment well away from my primary residence. I then purchased a second phone and SIM card and set about searching for my new friend.

After a surprisingly enjoyable series of auditions, I now have a lovely young gik who is intelligent, beautiful, and more fun than a bag of cats.

But, having never had a mistress before, I have to openly ask the question: Where do you find the time?

To be honest, the dream of having a gik is, in reality, like the dream of owning a classic motorbike. More time is spent caring for the bike and it's maintenance and garaging then is actually spent riding it.

And so...to those of you with more experience than I, can you please offer me your advice as to how you personally free up more time to spend with your mistress.

Any other gik management tips you have are also welcomed.

Charming fairytale troll post.

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