>>Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on

>>the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview

>>looked at the 3 of

them and said, "So ya'll want to be a cop, eh?"

>>The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer

>>and pulled out a file folder. Sitting back down, he opened it up

>>and withdrew a picture, and said, "To be a detective, you have to

>>be able to detect.You must be able to notice things such as

>>distinguishing features and oddities such as scars, etc."

>>So he stuck the photo in the face of the 1st blonde and withdrew it

>>after about 2 seconds. "Now, he said, "did you notice any

>>distinguishing features about the man?" The blonde immediately

>>said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"

>>The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has onl y one

>>eye in this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!"

>>The detective then turned to the 2nd blonde, stuck the photo in her

>>face for 2 seconds, pulled it back and said, "What about you?

>>Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?" "Yes! He

>>only has one ear!" The detective put his head in his hand and

>>exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This

>>is a profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see one

>>ear!! You're excused, too!" The 2nd blonde sheepishly walked out of

>>the office.

>>The detective turned his attention to the 3rd and last blonde and

>>said, "This is probably a waste of time, but......." He flashed the

>>photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying

>>"All right. Did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about

>>this man?" the blonde said, "I did. This man wears contact lenses."

>>The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began

>>looking at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the

>>blonde with a puzzled __expression and said, "You're absolutely

>>right! His bio says he wears contacts... How in the world could you

>>tell that by looking at this picture?" The blonde rolled her eyes

>>and said, "Well duh! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly

>>can't wear glasses

Very, very, good indeed!