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Two French paratroopers were seconded to the SAS for special training.

After the first day they met up in the bar.

"Ah, Pierre," asks one, " 'ow 'av you been doing?"

"Merde!" answers Pierre. "I 'av 'ad a mos' terrible day. Terrible! At seex

zis morning I was woken by zis beeg 'airy sergeant. 'E dragged me out of

bed and on to ze parade ground."

"And zen what 'appened?" inquires his mate.

"I weel tell you what 'appened! 'E made me climb urp zis silly leetle

platform five feet off ze ground and zen 'e said "Jurmp!"."

"And did you jump?" asks his mate.

"I did not. I told 'im - "I am a French paratrooper. I do not jump

five feet. It is beneass my dignity."

"And zen what 'appened?" asks his mate.

"Zen 'e made me climb up zis silly leetle platform ten feet off ze

ground, and 'e said "Jump!"."

"And did you jurmp?" asks his mate.

"I did not. I told 'im - "I am a French paratrooper. It is beneass

my dignity to jump ten feet."

"What 'appened zen?" asks his mate.

"Zen 'e made me climb urp zis rickety platform a 'undred feet above ze

parade ground. 'E undid 'is trousers, took out zis enormous willy,

and 'e said: "If you do not jurmp, I am going to stick zis right urp

your burm."."

"Ooooh!" says his mate. "And did you jurmp?"

"A leetle, at ze beginning"

:D:o

:D:D:D

Sacre bleu!!! :o

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