Mad Cow Disease

Female TV reporter went to interview a farmer to ascertain the main cause of Mad Cow Disease.

The Lady : " Good evening, sir. We are here to collect information about the reason that causes Mad Cow Disease.

Do you have any idea what might be the reason ?

The Farmer stared at the reporter and said:

" Do you know that the bull f**ks the cow once a year ? "

The Lady ( getting embarrassed ) :

" Well sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation

between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease? "

The Farmer : " Well Madam, do you know that we milk the cow four times a day ? "

The Lady : " Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point ? "

The Farmer :

" I am getting to the point Madam.

Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits four times a day, and

f***ing you only once a year, wouldn't you become mad also ? "