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Here's your chance to have a one on one with god. Talk all you want, and if possible post your chat here too. I bet it would make many crack up.



http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Here is what i got out of him.

Me:

hello god

God:

Hello child. What is your name?

Me:

david

God:

Hi, david.

Me:

god, do you have sex?

God:

I am a Christian.

Me:

chritians dont have sex?

God:

Why not?

Me:

so do you?

God:

It goes without saying. Never.

Me:

but why?

God:

I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Me:

how do you survive?

God:

Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.

Me:

so sex is not on the agenda

God:

So? it is more fun alone.

Me:

great

God:

I'm glad you liked it david.

Me:

enjoy!!

God:

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Me:

bye

God:

Bye bye.

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