Road_Runner Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 A young couple, Billy Bob and Ellie Sue, are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll, Billy Bob's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when Ellie Sue says, "I hope you don't mind but I really do need to piss." Slightly taken back by this vulgarity he replies, "OK. Why don't you go behind this hedge." She nods agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As Billy Bob waits he can hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling down her voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animalistic thoughts a moment longer, Billy Bob reaches a hand through the hedge and touches her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly and with great astonishment, finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging between her legs. Billy Bob shouts in horror, "Oh no, Ellie Sue, have you changed your sex?" "No," she replies. "but I changed my mind, I'm taking a shit instead." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.png.3b3332cc2256ad0edbc2fe9404feeef0.png)
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now