Funny Car Names

[Ace of Pop]

In an attempt to inspire a little Humor,over and above Nitro Filled Tires,into the Forum ,can anyone suggest the next New Silly Name. I put forward the New Toyota Single Cab as the "Dump",a replacement for the Chump...The next new Mtisu will be called the.......?

[IMHO]

Mitsubishi almost don't need our help - the Triton has been/is sold under some great names like "Cyclone", "Warrior", "Mighty Max" and "Magnum"

Given it's somewhat herioic names in other markets and it's Japanese heritage, my vote for the 2014 model goes to "Kamikaze"

[Ace of Pop]

Mitsubishi almost don't need our help - the Triton has been/is sold under some great names like "Cyclone", "Warrior", "Mighty Max" and "Magnum"

Given it's somewhat herioic names in other markets and it's Japanese heritage, my vote for the 2014 model goes to "Kamikaze"

Reminds me of my Ozz Mate,he saw a Mocy called a Khaze, Jeez Mate they named it after a Shit House.!! Yes,the MITSU EVO must be in the Milestone of names as well

[IMHO]

Let's also not forget that "Pajero" is Spanish for "wanke_r" - well researched name that was - they just forgot to consult with 400 million people

I guess that also means that Pajero'ing won't make you blind, and is indeed a Sport

[Woodsie888]

Let's also not forget that "Pajero" is Spanish for "wanke_r" - well researched name that was - they just forgot to consult with 400 million people

I guess that also means that Pajero'ing won't make you blind, and is indeed a Sport

I think Isu should call their next X Series Platinum, Ek Series Patinum because that's how it seems to be pronounced locally.

BMW could save money by deleting the W as they're just called BM, MB could be called Ben just like here and of course we have the Wonwo or as I always thought, Volvo.

[VocalNeal]

Well I think filling ones tires with Nitro is quite funny! If you mean nitrogen why not say so?

Toyota had HiAce, what about LowAce.

Mitsubishi?

Zero is the obvious one?

The way most of are driven here

Mitsubishi Numpty

or for the reasons people buy them the new giant SUV could be called

Chilito

[Woodsie888]

Well I think filling ones tires with Nitro is quite funny! If you mean nitrogen why not say so?

Toyota had HiAce, what about LowAce.

Mitsubishi?

Zero is the obvious one?

The way most of are driven here

Mitsubishi Numpty

or for the reasons people buy them the new giant SUV could be called

Chilito

Toyota do have a Lite Ace....... it's getting close to a LowAce

[Ace of Pop]

Well Neal i ain't educated like You, i forgot the en bit. But heres a new one from my Ozz Mate outside. They won't call the New 4 Series B.M.W here a Bavaria , i bet, they should call the F****** Thing , a 4 Series WATERDOWN G.T. specialy made for Idiots. Just love Ozz hatred of P.C and Diplomacy. . Strange Audi don't dilute their products or Range Rover.

[Ace of Pop]

Well I think filling ones tires with Nitro is quite funny! If you mean nitrogen why not say so?

Toyota had HiAce, what about LowAce.

Mitsubishi?

Zero is the obvious one?

The way most of are driven here

Mitsubishi Numpty

or for the reasons people buy them the new giant SUV could be called

Chilito

Toyota do have a Lite Ace....... it's getting close to a LowAce

Or ACEHOLE.

[Woodsie888]

Well I think filling ones tires with Nitro is quite funny! If you mean nitrogen why not say so?

Toyota had HiAce, what about LowAce.

Mitsubishi?

Zero is the obvious one?

The way most of are driven here

Mitsubishi Numpty

or for the reasons people buy them the new giant SUV could be called

Chilito

Toyota do have a Lite Ace....... it's getting close to a LowAce

Or ACEHOLE.

Well if you suffer from duck's disease, perhaps, lowacehole?

[Ace of Pop]

I think Spoonman would think SPONGE BOB is appropriate for the next new Ranger, it collects water that Mitsu Mini Cars leaves behind. .

[Ace of Pop]

Porch had nice names, then they went mad and used the Name BOXTER. Shurely its more suitable for a Fork Lift Truck.

[Kwasaki]

Mitsubishi 3.2 Nitro with a nitro button on the steering wheel.

[VocalNeal]

I think Spoonman would think SPONGE BOB is appropriate for the next new Ranger, it collects water that Mitsu Mini Cars leaves behind. .

The New Mitsubishi Moses ?

[arthurwait]

Let's also not forget that "Pajero" is Spanish for "wanke_r" - well researched name that was - they just forgot to consult with 400 million people

I guess that also means that Pajero'ing won't make you blind, and is indeed a Sport

Wasn't the same mistake made with the Honda jazz in some Scandinavian country ?

[IMHO]

Let's also not forget that "Pajero" is Spanish for "wanke_r" - well researched name that was - they just forgot to consult with 400 million people

I guess that also means that Pajero'ing won't make you blind, and is indeed a Sport

Wasn't the same mistake made with the Honda jazz in some Scandinavian country ?

Haven't heard anything relating to Scandavian languages, but the word Jazz derives from "Jism", so English will do to make fun of it in this thread

[Ace of Pop]

MAZDA BULBS STAY BRIGHTER LONGER.Funny name to chose in Europe considering it was a famous light bulb. Load of Wankels..,then theres the Hummer,which can refer to a Big Fart. I think Pajero is spot on for the Spanish.

Mitsubishi 3.2 Nitro with a nitro button on the steering wheel.

Does it blow the Tires up.

[dominique355]

Porch had nice names, then they went mad and used the Name BOXTER. Shurely its more suitable for a Fork Lift Truck.

Thai people can only laugh at Porsche's names here.

Gai yen (Cayenne)

Gai men (Cayman)

and now they have a "gai un" in the pipeline.

Even Rolls-Royce got it wrong once when they tried to sell their "Silver Mist" in Germany. "Mist" is the German word for ... manure! No kidding.

[Ace of Pop]

Mitsubishi almost don't need our help - the Triton has been/is sold under some great names like "Cyclone", "Warrior", "Mighty Max" and "Magnum"

Given it's somewhat herioic names in other markets and it's Japanese heritage, my vote for the 2014 model goes to "Kamikaze"

Pearl Harbour will most likely next name for a Paj for the U.C. Market .Flak 88 for the next Benz Sports.

[VocalNeal]

Mitsubishi almost don't need our help ...great names like "Warrior",...

For Bangkok traffic if I was considering something named a Warrior I think this version has more useful options?

[Ungabunga]

On a somewhat different theme....

[Ace of Pop]

Mitsubishi almost don't need our help ...great names like "Warrior",...

For Bangkok traffic if I was considering something named a Warrior I think this version has more useful options?

Then you Graduate up to a Tuna Driver Mentality.

[IMHO]

Mitsubishi almost don't need our help ...great names like "Warrior",...

For Bangkok traffic if I was considering something named a Warrior I think this version has more useful options?

Then you Graduate up to a Tuna Driver Mentality.

Well, this is what many 'tuna drivers think they are in

[anon210]

On a somewhat different theme....

mazda-laputa_jp-3.jpg

send_me_a_25_year_old_escort.jpg

Is the "Laputa" related to the "castle in the clouds"?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castle_in_the_Sky

[Ace of Pop]

On a somewhat different theme....

mazda-laputa_jp-3.jpg

send_me_a_25_year_old_escort.jpg

Is the "Laputa" related to the "castle in the clouds"?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castle_in_the_Sky

Just cant resist it. Where Tuna Drivers live. . But im sick of being attacked by them..,i cant be alone.Moo7and Pajers dont.

[Ace of Pop]

Won't be long before Nissan notice names like Galaxy, Comet,Mercury and Starlight have faded away over the years. So a URANUS in not unlikely to appear before long.Thais have adjusted Mini Cooper to Minicopa, a rather short Policeman.