can someone translate this into thai for me?

[tropicalfarmer]

Hi folks,

Im looking for a Thai tutor to help me with learning the Thai alphabet, basic conversation, etc. I am a total beginner. I want to go around to shops, bookstores, etc, and hand out a small flier in Thai with my mobile phone number and email saying that im looking for a Thai tutor.

Can someone translate this for me (leave the underscores/blanks/"_____" empty so I can adjust my flier as needed):

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"Hello, im seeking a Thai tutor in this area or within 1-2 km of Mae Jo University. I would like to meet several times per week in the afternoon or evening for one hour lessons. We can meet at my place, a coffee shop, or your house. I would prefer to meet at a house so there is less noise and I dont have to pay for coffee, etc. I am a slow learner (due to bad memory) and the tutor must have a lot of patience. The only qualifications i care about are these: you must be a nice person and smile easily, you must read basic English, you must be able to speak a little English. I will want help to practice basic conversation, proper pronounciation, and learn the Thai alphabet, etc.

I will pay tutor "_______" Thai baht per hour.

My phone: "______" My email: "_______"

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Okay the text between the dashes is what I need translated. If someone can help me with this id be very grateful!

[Mole]

Look, if one of your requirements is be able to read English, then you should obviously just write it in English....

[Gsxrnz]

Look, if one of your requirements is be able to read English, then you should obviously just write it in English....

Agreed - and dumb it down a bit as you have far too many words that even a moderate speaker of English will have difficulty understanding.

[Ajaan]

People study for years to acquire the language skills to be a good translator; that goes for Thais learning English and English speakers learning Thai alike. While I think it's appropriate to ask for help here translating a short phrase, word(s) or even a text message, you are asking for way too much for free, my friend. There are people who make their living translating; you should pay them to do this task.

Do you ask a plumber to come work on your pipes for free, or a dental hygienist to clean your teeth for free?

[tropicalfarmer]

Many thanks for the replies! Much appreciated! I will just write something simple and hand it out at a few approriate places, etc.