What's Wrong With Thai Birds?

[verzenden]

After a exhausting day yesterday i was in a deep sleep last night. Early in the morning in my sub consciousness i heard a weird sound i did not recognize. It kept going and going and slowly i started to awake. Was it one of my neighbours? Someone knocking on my door? When i opened up my eyes i could orient where the sound came from. It came from behind the curtain. I opened them up and saw a pretty big black bird trying to smash my window! I scared the h#ll out of the bird and he out of me. The bird flew not far into the powerlines. There it was just starring at me, the bird looked complety exhausted, beak wide open and tongue hanging out of it like some overheated dogs do. Are there more psycho birds out there? Any other experiences?

The bird was a ufo to me, I'm not into that specie, a grow maybe...

[Sir Burr]

Probably a territorial bird that saw it's own reflection in the glass. It was just trying to defend it's territory against an "interloper".

If it was completely black, probably a crow. If it was black with chestnut coloured wings and red eyes, a Greater Coucal.

[verzenden]

Probably a territorial bird that saw it's own reflection in the glass. It was just trying to defend it's territory against an "interloper".

If it was completely black, probably a crow. If it was black with chestnut coloured wings and red eyes, a Greater Coucal.

I do have those reflecting windows, look only outside / hard to look inside. Ok, guess it was a grow indeed, thx for the lesson in biology.

[astral]

Black with yellow beaks??

A real nuisance, but you have to learn to live with it.

[Donz]

get a gun

[LaoPo]

get a gun

Get a gun? ...and shoot you?

That's against the Law

LaoPo

[Donz]

Shooting me is like shooting a tank

[chuchok]

Shooting me is like shooting a tank

Drugs?

[Jockstar]

Shooting me is like shooting a tank

A sceptic?

[Donz]

Im bullet proof

[saeb]

Im bullet proof

Molotov cocktail?.

Depeleted uranium?.

My death ray machine? (patent pending).

[hopeless]

I think the 'bird' in question is actually a ladyboy, obviosly inder the impression you were out and decided to blag your stash.... possible

[Helicopter]

The bird probably saw some large insect inside your house and thought it was getting a tasty meal. I've seen birds do that several times. They keep trying and trying to get their meal until they exhaust themself. You may have not seen the insect if it was behind your curtains.

[markuk]

Shooting me is like shooting a tank

thought you said Yank for a minute.... that would be ok....

[naka]

So, where do you buy your stuff ... sounds like good gear ?

Gee, just like I remember Bali in 75, and got away from me mum for a while.

In those days we spent our pocket money wisely, on slappers and mushroom omlettes

... not sports shoes.

Naka.