StreetCowboy Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 It's quite clear, from reading this forum, that TV posters are a cut above your Mr Average (no offence intended, Mr Average, and I am sure, like the rest of us, that you are in the top 90%) Anyway, the most obvious way in which we are superior is that we have hi-so well-educated Thai-Chinese wives and / or girlfriends (myself excluded, obviously). In what other ways are TV posters members of The Elite? (obviously, spelling is not a positive differentiator) SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 Hmmmmm, Well, I like to listen to ZZ Top and Pink Floyd near every day, soooo I am up there.................. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted October 2, 2013 Author Share Posted October 2, 2013 A friend of mine reminded me about protective clothing, and I like to believe that my white safety hat sets me apart as managerial and supervisory staff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rgs2001uk Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 (edited) They live in "the real Thailand" wherever that may be. Usually easily identifed in your local watering hole, its the Chang that sets them apart from us mere peons. They dont need to speak Thai to be understood. Method of transport is always a bloody Fortuna. Edit to above, Place on the totem pole of Thai pecking order is futher enhanced by the number of tattoos their wife has, extra smartie points for the farang if he has any sak yant. Edited October 2, 2013 by rgs2001uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted October 2, 2013 Author Share Posted October 2, 2013 They live in "the real Thailand" wherever that may be. Usually easily identifed in your local watering hole, its the Chang that sets them apart from us mere peons. They dont need to speak Thai to be understood. Method of transport is always a bloody Fortuna. Crivvens, RGS, "They"? Are you not one of The Elite? A member of the Top 90%? I hadn't imagined that such proletarians might reply to this thread. I wonder if a Mod could sort this out? SC 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arthurwait Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 A friend of mine reminded me about protective clothing, and I like to believe that my white safety hat sets me apart as managerial and supervisory staff I never understood red strawberry flavoured ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted October 2, 2013 Author Share Posted October 2, 2013 A friend of mine reminded me about protective clothing, and I like to believe that my white safety hat sets me apart as managerial and supervisory staff I never understood red strawberry flavoured ones. I think the idea is that the red indicates they are strawberry flavoured, and the strawberry flavour indicates they are a bit fruity. I can't be sure, as I'm colourblind SC 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancealot Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 They live in "the real Thailand" wherever that may be. Usually easily identifed in your local watering hole, its the Chang that sets them apart from us mere peons. They dont need to speak Thai to be understood. Method of transport is always a bloody Fortuna. Edit to above, Place on the totem pole of Thai pecking order is futher enhanced by the number of tattoos their wife has, extra smartie points for the farang if he has any sak yant. You are right, RGS. And they fancy building big iron gates around their entire properties, as well. So they ALLOW themselves to be secluded and left alone in their own self-created kingdom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted October 2, 2013 Author Share Posted October 2, 2013 I like to think that I live in a better class abode because the corrugated iron was salvaged from a Sino - Thai site Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krisb Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 They live in "the real Thailand" wherever that may be. Usually easily identifed in your local watering hole, its the Chang that sets them apart from us mere peons. They dont need to speak Thai to be understood. Method of transport is always a bloody Fortuna. Edit to above, Place on the totem pole of Thai pecking order is futher enhanced by the number of tattoos their wife has, extra smartie points for the farang if he has any sak yant. You are right, RGS. And they fancy building big iron gates around their entire properties, as well. So they ALLOW themselves to be secluded and left alone in their own self-created kingdom. Dont forget stainless steel knobs on all entrances. King Farouk demands these things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rgs2001uk Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 A friend of mine reminded me about protective clothing, and I like to believe that my white safety hat sets me apart as managerial and supervisory staff Is this you at work SC? Was going to ask you to send the lad round on his bike with half a pound of mince, thought better of it, theres enough mince on here already. Hope you arent one of those annoying H&S types. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Judging from the careless abandon with which SC demolished his pie n bovril at Pittodrie on a cold November night there is no chance he is a H&S spy. They weren't even serving custard creams! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 I always use my staff as a doormat when entering my mansion although these are only on the occasions when Im not ( usually) being carried in, as is the norm. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hanno Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suradit69 Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 It's quite clear, from reading this forum, that TV posters are a cut above your Mr Average ... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torrens54 Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Give them CAKE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bifftastic Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 They live in "the real Thailand" wherever that may be. Usually easily identifed in your local watering hole, its the Chang that sets them apart from us mere peons. They dont need to speak Thai to be understood. Method of transport is always a bloody Fortuna. Edit to above, Place on the totem pole of Thai pecking order is futher enhanced by the number of tattoos their wife has, extra smartie points for the farang if he has any sak yant. You are right, RGS. And they fancy building big iron gates around their entire properties, as well. So they ALLOW themselves to be secluded and left alone in their own self-created kingdom. Dont forget stainless steel knobs on all entrances. King Farouk demands these things. I can get my nephew to stand by the porch, he's not stainless steel, but he's definitely a knob. Will that do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancealot Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Give them CAKE! Pretentious people don't like cake... They just like to eat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Average Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Anyway, the most obvious way in which we are superior is that we have hi-so well-educated Thai-Chinese wives and / or girlfriend The term "hi-so" is just so ... yesterday. It's really passé. It's also very nebulous. It's likely to be misunderstood. And it's likely to engender feelings of envy or resent. Better to do away with the "hi-so" approach. And as for Thai-Chinese ethnicity ... how plain! How dull! How boring! How predictable! If you want to join the elite, surely you need a girlfriend who's ........ Thai-Chinese-Italian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAJIC Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Anyway, the most obvious way in which we are superior is that we have hi-so well-educated Thai-Chinese wives and / or girlfriend The term "hi-so" is just so ... yesterday. It's really passé. It's also very nebulous. It's likely to be misunderstood. And it's likely to engender feelings of envy or resent. Better to do away with the "hi-so" approach. And as for Thai-Chinese ethnicity ... how plain! How dull! How boring! How predictable! If you want to join the elite, surely you need a girlfriend who's ........ Thai-Chinese-Italian. Hmm! I take it you are not a fan of Hi So's ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted October 3, 2013 Author Share Posted October 3, 2013 It's quite clear, from reading this forum, that TV posters are a cut above your Mr Average ... One should always be ready to accept a challenge 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phitsanulokjohn Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Differentiator?Blimey you must be highly eduma-cated.Did you swallow a dictionary for lunch?.That words almost as long as the longest word in the dictionary which is of course Elastic,and why might that be OP,d'you think its because it stretches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phitsanulokjohn Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Differentiator?Blimey you must be highly eduma-cated.Did you swallow a dictionary for lunch?.That words almost as long as the longest word in the dictionary which is of course Elastic,and why might that be OP,d'you think its because it stretches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrantSmith Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Lest one not forget their birkenstocks and socks as is the customary footware attire of the elite... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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