OP title :- Cooler but the rain not want come this year

What fruits can grow up in drought

Maybe dried fruits would grow well.

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I think its fine unless your man boobs are lactating.

If his man boobs are small, would they lactate condensed milk?

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I still love Thailand, but I'm not in love with it anymore.

'WE are all in the gutter but some of us are looking up at the stars"

"I am not young enough to know everything"

"When i feel the need for exercise ,i lay down untill the feeling goes away"

Oscar Wilde.

you Sir... have no idea. but i admit you possess a huge amount of no idea

Classic Khun Naam ...

Business Forum ... where else!

The best one I have ever read on TV was, "I only wanted to rescue her"

Some sap meets BG and falls in love, you can guess the rest, correct, she took him to the cleaners.

You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a good fart.......

To err is human.....to forgive is divine....

Never drink on an empty head...

Replying to How to claim your discount at the Thaivisa Lounge Bar Bangkok ...

How does one go about identifying other TV members. One couldn't say, for example, "Is there a Rimmer in the bar."

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(I hope he has a sense of Humour)

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Is there a query from the audience?

“Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”― Miles Kington

"knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, parochialism is not tossing it in a fruit salad along with handfuls of baby spinach, strawberries, avocado, bruised Romaine, blackberries, chèvre and a generous drizzling of Balsamic, olive oil, garlic and sea salt.

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"knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, parochialism is not tossing it in a fruit salad along with handfuls of baby spinach, strawberries, avocado, bruised Romaine, blackberries, chèvre and a generous drizzling of Balsamic, olive oil, garlic and sea salt.

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So the moral of the story is: Don't mix alcohol and TVF.

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Please await my next Topic "How to dip a lavender tea-bag"

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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.

Francis Albert Sinatra.

People who say nothing is impossible have never tried nailing water to a tree....

Any post where the poster accidentally uses the word "farnag".

People who say nothing is impossible have never tried nailing water to a tree....

Would the type of tree make any difference?

Not all good quotes have to be philosophical ... observations on everyday life are just as relevant ...

Not naive at all my friend i do know crap from clay

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“If you're not prepared to be wrong, you'll never come up with anything original.”

Sir Ken Robinson

“If you're not prepared to be wrong, you'll never come up with anything original.”

Sir Ken Robinson

My wife is so ugly I take her everywhere I go because I can't bare to kiss her goodbye.

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Nice one ...

I asked my wife "what do like most in me, my good looks or my sexy body?"

She looked me up and down and replied "I like your sense of humour"

My favorite quote," Never underestimate the power of a schnook." -Boris Badenov

..., it's almost unfair for you to have a battle of wits with this guy. He's unarmed.

Classic ...

'There are decades when nothing happens;and there are weeks when decades happen.' -- Vladimir Lenin

I wanted your soft verges but you gave me the hard shoulder Roger McGough

Auden talking about the human condition: whilst one person is suffering, another is immersed in his own life oblivious to the pain of the other.

About suffering they were never wrong,

The Old Masters; how well, they understood
Its human position; how it takes place
While someone else is eating or opening a window or just walking dully along;
How, when the aged are reverently, passionately waiting
For the miraculous birth, there always must be
Children who did not specially want it to happen, skating
On a pond at the edge of the wood:
They never forgot
That even the dreadful martyrdom must run its course
Anyhow in a corner, some untidy spot
Where the dogs go on with their doggy life and the torturer's horse
Scratches its innocent behind on a tree.
In Breughel's Icarus, for instance: how everything turns away
Quite leisurely from the disaster; the ploughman may
Have heard the splash, the forsaken cry,
But for him it was not an important failure; the sun shone
As it had to on the white legs disappearing into the green
Water; and the expensive delicate ship that must have seen
Something amazing, a boy falling out of the sky,
had somewhere to get to and sailed calmly on.

That makes me think of this song

"But old people they just grow lonesome while they're waiting for someone to say hello in there.'

"promised the world then delivered an atlas"

Not in any way profound but appropriate to many in Thailand. Some can't even afford to bring the Atlas yet still bemoan the joint.