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Special Bulletin from the Pentagon

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite

fighting

unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama,

Arkansas, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, and Kansas boys will be

dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about

terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

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