A. BOOZER Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 Special Bulletin from the Pentagon The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, and Kansas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt. We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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