Peter,

Those comments by native English speakers come out of my ears too.....

English may only be our second language, but for them it is their only language.

And that jd chap, right, no further comments.

PS. You want to hear my Heineken joke?

I live almost 20 km outside Pattaya .

Vladimir, that qualifies as the boonies, mate. Where is all the noise coming from then?

I live almost 20 km outside Pattaya .

Vladimir, that qualifies as the boonies, mate. Where is all the noise coming from then?

Other members have answered that question already in post #13 and #21.

For those Native English speakers that still can't get their head around the phrase " coming out of the ears " I found this picture, among many similar, on an English website.

Couldn't you just retreat to a Buddhist temple at New Year, Chinese New Year, Songkran, Loi Krathong, Royal birthdays and all the other festivities. Jeez.

Couldn't you just retreat to a Buddhist temple at New Year, Chinese New Year, Songkran, Loi Krathong, Royal birthdays and all the other festivities. Jeez.

To find quietness??????

Please tell me you are being sarcastic.

Couldn't you just retreat to a Buddhist temple at New Year, Chinese New Year, Songkran, Loi Krathong, Royal birthdays and all the other festivities. Jeez.

To find quietness??????

Please tell me you are being sarcastic.

mate, I live even closer to the water here(maybe 100 metres at most) and it is bullsh*t, thump, thimp, thump constantly with fireworks going off every 30 minutes or so. Luckily it didnt start till around 5 pm but it will go all night now, we usually sit up on the balcony looking at the water and watch the fireworks and lanterns float away. Will go over at 11pm and set ours afloat on the water and send up a lantern then come back home, might wonder around for a bit if it isnt raining. The thump thump thump tends to give me a headache because it is just so bloody loud(to think I was in a band when I was younger with bloody loud heavy rock), I think it is the rythm though that screws you up. Anyway better help get everything ready, hope you do manage some sleep tonight, I might have to slip a few vodkas in to help I think.

I feel sorry for our friends who like to woof....

Peter,

Those comments by native English speakers come out of my ears too.....

English may only be our second language, but for them it is their only language.

And that jd chap, right, no further comments.

PS. You want to hear my Heineken joke?

working on language #7 now ....

and that JD chap is awesome

Peter,

Those comments by native English speakers come out of my ears too.....

English may only be our second language, but for them it is their only language.

And that jd chap, right, no further comments.

PS. You want to hear my Heineken joke?

working on language #7 now ....

and that JD chap is awesome

Let me guess, English, American, Canadian, Irish, New Zealand and Scottish. The seventh one will be a lot tougher I guess.

Edited November 17, 201312 yr by PeterSmiles

 

Peter,

Those comments by native English speakers come out of my ears too.....

English may only be our second language, but for them it is their only language.

And that jd chap, right, no further comments.

PS. You want to hear my Heineken joke?

working on language #7 now ....

 

and that JD chap is awesome

 

 

Let me guess, English, American, Canadian, Irish, New Zealand and Scottish. The seventh one will be a lot tougher I guess.

Australian shouldn't be too tough if he can handle Kiwi.

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Hmmm I see that some people don't understand that different dialects of English are still English Must be a translation issue as I have "languages does you out of ears already!"

Peter,

Those comments by native English speakers come out of my ears too.....

English may only be our second language, but for them it is their only language.

And that jd chap, right, no further comments.

PS. You want to hear my Heineken joke?

working on language #7 now ....

and that JD chap is awesome

Let me guess, English, American, Canadian, Irish, New Zealand and Scottish. The seventh one will be a lot tougher I guess.

Nah, easy - rubbish.

Hmmm I see that some people don't understand that different dialects of English are still English Must be a translation issue as I have "languages does you out of ears already!"

From me to you

I think OP might mean 'have you heard it too?'

No

Oh ........................................ No ....

If you've not heard it yet, then maybe you're not in Thailand ?

Anyway since this morning I get lifted out of my chair every 5 minutes by a sound similar to 3 kg TNT exploding

I would like to extend a welcome to Thailand to you. Now you have one year to locate a place remote from Loi Kertong. pretty sure I misspelled it but you get the drift.

Peter, I give you your perfect nightmare - getting drunk and listening to a Scotsman, a Welshman and an Irish gypsy telling jokes..

The only time I see cum out of someone's ear is when the missus is blowing my trumpet.

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If you're posting on an English language forum you should have a basic command of our lingo.

Or, if you're drunk or stoned, wait until you get straight before posting.

Nope, it is not a requirement.

As long as it can be understood, if you are not too anal, the replies are fine.

I too found the OP a little difficult, but refrained from answering until he explained, he has explained, so please grammar police and spelling detectives, have a break.

So who else has had an earfull then?

This has to be the worst title for a post. I only looked to see if the post was as bad. It was.

This has to be the worst title for a post. I only looked to see if the post was as bad. It was.

Maybe the OP can have a worst post ever award ?

Ooh, that's me

Loved the title.

Had to look at the post to see if I could understand it as well.

Doesn't nope well can't yet!

Try speaking Indian,,,,,I'm sorry, I'm not under standing the question, Please

Doesn't nope well can't yet!

Are you making an attempt for the award as well ?

.....strange.. but I understood the op... now I am worried. I live in Chiang mai and the battle sounds started saturday, dusk to dawn for 2 nights an amazing ammount of explosions. what I always find interesting is that the locals don't get bored lighting them, where do the find the enthusiasm to keep at it?

I'm saying yes, whatever it is.

OP................................

I understood as soon as I started to read the post itself.

And I am not even particularly intelligent (I'm the average guy).

The title error seems to be the entertaining highlight of the day for quite a few fellows here.

I seriously misunderstood this title when I read it. Read come as 'cum'. I'm thinking wow, thats impressive