welsh1 Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 On second thoughts,,, I haven't got the money for a bike just yet ,,, think I will get her some more fishing gear, and a nice guitar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonman Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 I bought myself a tool box for my birthday so for Xmas I'll get the missus some tools to put in it. That picture of the HZ on the wall brings back memory's,and what's that motor out of sitting on the floor,and about Christmass thats why I moved here to get away from the god botherers,to over commercialized back home and that its just used for the shops to make money, nothing to do with religion these days. its my SR400 engine. I too hate xmas so thats why I just buy myself pressie's, saying that xmas is creeping into Thailand and the missus is asking about it GRRRRRRRRRRRR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elliottm Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Oishi buffet. Oh, and a shoe shop, stock & sundry household items (fridge, sofa, bedroom set etc) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nottocus Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 I'm gonna buy mine a new broom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somchaismith Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 A home brew kit so she can make my beer and some massage oil so she can massage my body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonman Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 A home brew kit so she can make my beer and some massage oil so she can massage my body. Be careful she don't get caught making beer (illegal in Thailand) as you might end up massaging yourself whilst she is off holidaying at the Bangkok Hilton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willyumiii Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 NOTHING! No Christians. No Christmas! No Gifts! No Problem! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bpuumike Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Nothing, she is Buddhist. But I'll bet she doesn't have an aversion to gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bpuumike Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 I bought myself a tool box for my birthday so for Xmas I'll get the missus some tools to put in it. Back when I was a mechanic ( a long time ago ) I used to drool over the Snap On tool catalogue, and especially the type of cabinets in your picture, as they were unobtainable in my country. Now, of course, they are everywhere. Anyway, you're a lucky man . No matter what tool kit you have, the wife, (any nationality), will continue to use your best kitchen knife as a screwdriver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bpuumike Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 A home brew kit so she can make my beer and some massage oil so she can massage my body. Be careful she don't get caught making beer (illegal in Thailand) as you might end up massaging yourself whilst she is off holidaying at the Bangkok Hilton. Come to Isaan, they sell it from mobile street carts and stronger than any beer lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arthurwait Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Nothing absolutely nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somchaismith Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 A home brew kit so she can make my beer and some massage oil so she can massage my body. Be careful she don't get caught making beer (illegal in Thailand) as you might end up massaging yourself whilst she is off holidaying at the Bangkok Hilton. Sounds like downloading torrents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bpuumike Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Prada bag and matching shoes, 3baht bracelet, I'll cook the dinner aswell all perfect. Do you happen to be 'the partner' of a rather well known political Madam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bpuumike Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 A Ninja 650 which she is going to give me back because she is not into bikes. That's given me a great idea,,,, Would not work with mine, would never get to ride it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhunG Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Opal earrings, to match the necklace my folks gave her a few years back. Next year I'll need to source an artificial lit Christmas tree in Thailand, as I'm not dragging our old 110V tree over there and having to deal with a transformer and lights going bad. She and our child love Christmas here so we'll keep it up in Thailand. We've also had to discuss not decorating outside the house for next Christmas. She wants to, like we do here, but I told her I'm concerned some drunks might think our house was a Karaoke place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aveabeeror2 Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 I bought myself a tool box for my birthday so for Xmas I'll get the missus some tools to put in it. Back when I was a mechanic ( a long time ago ) I used to drool over the Snap On tool catalogue, and especially the type of cabinets in your picture, as they were unobtainable in my country.Now, of course, they are everywhere.Day dreaming about a weekend with no where to be, relaxing mornings in pjs with newspaper and big mug of tea ... not likely for a long time! #exhausted Anyway, you're a lucky man .get a life. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Water Buffalo Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Warm clothes for the cold Isaan mornings! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rwdrwdrwd Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 I tried to buy my wife an iPhone today, for Christmas. She baulked at the price and asked if it would be possible to have a hoover instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterSmiles Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Mine wanted something that goes from 0 to 60 in less than 4 seconds, so i bought here a weighting scale. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maccaroni man Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Chinese New Year is the only holiday my wife gets excited by and that means lots of stuffed envelopes coming in and going out. The kids are the only ones that really make out well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinBoy2 Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 I'm just devastated that the guru's of TV informed me I need a permit for my perfect chainsaw gift....oh well big axe will have to do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 atheism for beginners? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loles Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 This is very easy: NOTHING. Why should? For them the Xmass is zero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sayonarax Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 An atheist who celebrates Christmas because all the other sheep do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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