On second thoughts,,, I haven't got the money for a bike just yet ,,, think I will get her some more fishing gear, and a nice guitar.

I bought myself a tool box for my birthday so for Xmas I'll get the missus some tools to put in it.

That picture of the HZ on the wall brings back memory's,and what's that motor out of sitting on the floor,and about Christmass thats why I moved here to get away from the god botherers,to over commercialized back home and that its just used for the shops to make money, nothing to do with religion these days.

its my SR400 engine. I too hate xmas so thats why I just buy myself pressie's, saying that xmas is creeping into Thailand and the missus is asking about it GRRRRRRRRRRRR.

Oishi buffet.

Oh, and a shoe shop, stock & sundry household items (fridge, sofa, bedroom set etc)

I'm gonna buy mine a new broom.

A home brew kit so she can make my beer and some massage oil so she can massage my body.

A home brew kit so she can make my beer and some massage oil so she can massage my body.

Be careful she don't get caught making beer (illegal in Thailand) as you might end up massaging yourself whilst she is off holidaying at the Bangkok Hilton.

NOTHING!

No Christians.

No Christmas!

No Gifts!

No Problem!

Nothing, she is Buddhist.

But I'll bet she doesn't have an aversion to gold.

I bought myself a tool box for my birthday so for Xmas I'll get the missus some tools to put in it.

Back when I was a mechanic ( a long time ago ) I used to drool over the Snap On tool catalogue, and especially the type of cabinets in your picture, as they were unobtainable in my country.

Now, of course, they are everywhere.

Anyway, you're a lucky man .

No matter what tool kit you have, the wife, (any nationality), will continue to use your best kitchen knife as a screwdriver.

A home brew kit so she can make my beer and some massage oil so she can massage my body.

Be careful she don't get caught making beer (illegal in Thailand) as you might end up massaging yourself whilst she is off holidaying at the Bangkok Hilton.

Come to Isaan, they sell it from mobile street carts and stronger than any beer lol

Nothing absolutely nothing.

A home brew kit so she can make my beer and some massage oil so she can massage my body.

Be careful she don't get caught making beer (illegal in Thailand) as you might end up massaging yourself whilst she is off holidaying at the Bangkok Hilton.

Sounds like downloading torrents.

Prada bag and matching shoes, 3baht bracelet, I'll cook the dinner aswell all perfect.

Do you happen to be 'the partner' of a rather well known political Madam?

A Ninja 650 which she is going to give me back because she is not into bikes.

That's given me a great idea,,,,

Would not work with mine, would never get to ride it!

Opal earrings, to match the necklace my folks gave her a few years back.

Next year I'll need to source an artificial lit Christmas tree in Thailand, as I'm not dragging our old 110V tree over there and having to deal with a transformer and lights going bad. She and our child love Christmas here so we'll keep it up in Thailand.

We've also had to discuss not decorating outside the house for next Christmas. She wants to, like we do here, but I told her I'm concerned some drunks might think our house was a Karaoke place

I bought myself a tool box for my birthday so for Xmas I'll get the missus some tools to put in it.

Back when I was a mechanic ( a long time ago ) I used to drool over the Snap On tool catalogue, and especially the type of cabinets in your picture, as they were unobtainable in my country.

Now, of course, they are everywhere.Day dreaming about a weekend with no where to be, relaxing mornings in pjs with newspaper and big mug of tea ... not likely for a long time! #exhausted

Anyway, you're a lucky man .get a life. .

Warm clothes for the cold Isaan mornings!

I tried to buy my wife an iPhone today, for Christmas. She baulked at the price and asked if it would be possible to have a hoover instead.

Mine wanted something that goes from 0 to 60 in less than 4 seconds, so i bought here a weighting scale.

Chinese New Year is the only holiday my wife gets excited by and that means lots of stuffed envelopes coming in and going out. The kids are the only ones that really make out well.

I'm just devastated that the guru's of TV informed me I need a permit for my perfect chainsaw gift....oh well big axe will have to do!

atheism for beginners?

This is very easy: NOTHING. Why should? For them the Xmass is zero.

An atheist who celebrates Christmas because all the other sheep do it.