sustento Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived.In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order.The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He check the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolf's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for sled's enormous payload.Finally, they were ready for the checkride. Santa got in and fastened his seatbelt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun."What's that for?" asked Santa incredulously.The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krisb Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 I tried to laugh, but it was burp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selector321 Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 What about the reindeer's carrot allocation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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