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Thai police has worn me out.

Ok all ye know it alls.

Just give me step by step instructions to do this. PLEASE.

What do I need and where to get it? Can I do it all in one day?

I am a Motosai Man right now. Can't afford a car like all you rich guys.

So don't rub it in.

And I don't want to hear, "You should have done this before."

NOT EVEN ONCE.

(Now I am asking for it.)

I have been here a year and have a retirement visa.

Happy New Year!

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How about explaining why you are a broken man....what finally tipped you over the edge into thinking "you should have done this before"

Don't be embarrassed.

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How about explaining why you are a broken man....what finally tipped you over the edge into thinking "you should have done this before"

Don't be embarrassed.

Actually i haven't been popped that many times. Sorry for the hyperbole. But I have been sick since just before Christmas. And I am feeling better at last so the post came out a little goofy and giddy because IT IS SO GRAND TO BE ALIVE! We know there is a crackdown going on. They warned us in Oct. So i have been strategically going places at certain times. But they seem to be popping up everyplace. I went to the American consulate Monday and there was one in front of the APO! I went to Rimping Mee Chok today! Yes... there is one there too! Both times they did not flag me over. But I am living on borrowed time. It's a new era in CM. Its the era of GETTING YOUR DARN THAI LICENSE FARLANGS. That's the writing on the wall. And it is in English.

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Hey DeeMock:

If you ride a bicycle you:

  • Don't hafta wear no stinking helmet. (Still a good idea, though.)
  • Cruise past the cops who are busy shaking down the moto sai-clists, smiling your heinie off.
  • Slip though holes in traffic that motorbikes cannot. Laugh at gridlock!
  • No license required, no insurance.
  • Good method of fitness/exercise.
  • Safest form of personal transport, as long as you keep your eyes & ears open for danger.
  • No petrol bill.
Something to consider, anyway. Be prepared to waste several hours and maybe two trips, getting your license. Chok dee, Happy New year.
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I'm in the same position as the O.P. Got popped a couple of weeks ago using an expired California license and had to pay up.

If i don't speak or read Thai language adequately yet, is it possible to go through the exam processes without bringing along someone who

can interpret for me?

I read a while back that in Bangkok they have made provisions so that English only speakers can get a Thai license.

The exam is in English for us farangs. It might be good if you have a Thai friend who can go there with you to help you navigate the DMV maze, but not necessary.

But expect to be confused with the exam English. It's not 100% correct, like most things in Thailand.

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The test is via computer, which means your results are provided instantly. And if you fail the written test the first time, you can immediately retake it. Many of the questions the second time around will be different, and many will be identical.

And if you have no car for the road portion (actually conducted in a parking lot here in Korat) they will rent you a vehicle very cheaply. The same goes for obtaining a motorcycle license.

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Do you have a foreign full motorcycle licence?

If so, you might consider just getting an international driving licence which is also valid.

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@DeeMockMark,

Good way to start out the new year.

I too am a motorsai man and have no desire to get a car. For me, at least, my Honda Wave is much more practical and fun.

Just another retired old geezer having a good life.

David

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Hey DeeMock:

If you ride a bicycle you:

  • Don't hafta wear no stinking helmet. (Still a good idea, though.)
  • Cruise past the cops who are busy shaking down the moto sai-clists, smiling your heinie off.
  • Slip though holes in traffic that motorbikes cannot. Laugh at gridlock!
  • No license required, no insurance.
  • Good method of fitness/exercise.
  • Safest form of personal transport, as long as you keep your eyes & ears open for danger.
  • No petrol bill.
Something to consider, anyway. Be prepared to waste several hours and maybe two trips, getting your license. Chok dee, Happy New year.
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Sweat like crazy at 40 C. biggrin.png.pagespeed.ce.XhpYJIv77v.png

David

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Do you have a foreign full motorcycle licence?

If so, you might consider just getting an international driving licence which is also valid.

... for 12 months only.

and which may not sway some coppers and likely won't get one into an NP, or similar, for Thai price. That full motosai license from West could be converted to Thai license (2 hours tops--minus written test) quite easily. wink.png

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Hey DeeMock:

If you ride a bicycle you:

  • Don't hafta wear no stinking helmet. (Still a good idea, though.)
  • Cruise past the cops who are busy shaking down the moto sai-clists, smiling your heinie off.
  • Slip though holes in traffic that motorbikes cannot. Laugh at gridlock!
  • No license required, no insurance.
  • Good method of fitness/exercise.
  • Safest form of personal transport, as long as you keep your eyes & ears open for danger.
  • No petrol bill.

Something to consider, anyway. Be prepared to waste several hours and maybe two trips, getting your license. Chok dee, Happy New year.

OK is a bit off topic, but where can you get a bicycle ?

Thought about it, but they are a crazy price for something for a non Thai size person.... looking at Classified they appear to sell between 15 - 47,000 baht, for a second hand Push Bike !! w00t.gif I did ask in a Supermarket a while ago, they implyed that a Thai bicycle would fall to bits within a year, and I was to heavy and large for any Thai push bike

You can buy a decent scooter + tax, insure and petrol for a few years for that sort of price...... still non to clear on the electric bike/scooters, they also appear not to get stopped and a lot cheaper then a bicycle

Edit: Just found a new Advert for a 2nd hand push bike 150,000 baht !!! http://www.bahtsold.com/view/storck-scenero-racing-bicycle-for-sale--159785?doqs=1

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still non to clear on the electric bike/scooters, they also appear not to get stopped and a lot cheaper then a bicycle

hes right !

their only 23000 at amorn in icon plaza :)

dave2

ps .. thats about 424 quid english for a bike :(

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Hey DeeMock:

If you ride a bicycle you:

  • Don't hafta wear no stinking helmet. (Still a good idea, though.)
  • Cruise past the cops who are busy shaking down the moto sai-clists, smiling your heinie off.
  • Slip though holes in traffic that motorbikes cannot. Laugh at gridlock!
  • No license required, no insurance.
  • Good method of fitness/exercise.
  • Safest form of personal transport, as long as you keep your eyes & ears open for danger.
  • No petrol bill.
Something to consider, anyway. Be prepared to waste several hours and maybe two trips, getting your license. Chok dee, Happy New year.
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rubbish...road 12,000km last year on my bicycle in Thailand :) no problems.

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I read a while back that in Bangkok they have made provisions so that English only speakers can get a Thai license.

Not only in Bangkok, I assure you there are many English speakers who have had Thai licence(s) for some time.

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still non to clear on the electric bike/scooters, they also appear not to get stopped and a lot cheaper then a bicycle

hes right !

their only 23000 at amorn in icon plaza smile.png

dave2

ps .. thats about 424 quid english for a bike sad.png

Junk. You can see that just by looking at them.

I found my used Trek 7200 hybrid bike at a shop on the n. side of the moat. Paid 11,000 baht. This is veering away from the topic, of OP wanting to get driving license, tired of being shook down by the police. Bicycles are an alternative, although not feasible for many, it seems.

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Hey DeeMock:

If you ride a bicycle you:

  • Don't hafta wear no stinking helmet. (Still a good idea, though.)
  • Cruise past the cops who are busy shaking down the moto sai-clists, smiling your heinie off.
  • Slip though holes in traffic that motorbikes cannot. Laugh at gridlock!
  • No license required, no insurance.
  • Good method of fitness/exercise.
  • Safest form of personal transport, as long as you keep your eyes & ears open for danger.
  • No petrol bill.

Something to consider, anyway. Be prepared to waste several hours and maybe two trips, getting your license. Chok dee, Happy New year.

OK is a bit off topic, but where can you get a bicycle ?

Thought about it, but they are a crazy price for something for a non Thai size person.... looking at Classified they appear to sell between 15 - 47,000 baht, for a second hand Push Bike !! w00t.gif I did ask in a Supermarket a while ago, they implyed that a Thai bicycle would fall to bits within a year, and I was to heavy and large for any Thai push bike

You can buy a decent scooter + tax, insure and petrol for a few years for that sort of price...... still non to clear on the electric bike/scooters, they also appear not to get stopped and a lot cheaper then a bicycle

Edit: Just found a new Advert for a 2nd hand push bike 150,000 baht !!! http://www.bahtsold.com/view/storck-scenero-racing-bicycle-for-sale--159785?doqs=1

Try a bicycle shop....?! I bought mine over 2 years ago in Krabi Town. Paid 7900 baht. Mountain bike. Still works fine. There is another shop nearby with more expensive bikes...depends on your needs.

I got my first DL, both auto and motorcycle, when I first arrived in Thailand. I had a valid US license PLUS an international DL. The DMV liked the Int'l DL best for some reason. To take the "written" test, they gave me a booklet to study, in English. A little bit later I took the test. For the motorcycle DL, I showed up with a bike to take a driving test. It was communicated to me to watch others complete the course. I drove the course, given a pass, went back in and had my pic taken and was issued both DL's. There's nothing difficult or complicated about the process. Whatever country I lived in, I would expect to get a DL if I intended to drive. Do people think Thailand is different?

And the "written" test has little to do with a person's ability to drive! One must get used to the practiced "rules of the road", they don't necessarily match the booklet.

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Hey DeeMock:

If you ride a bicycle you:

  • Don't hafta wear no stinking helmet. (Still a good idea, though.)
  • Cruise past the cops who are busy shaking down the moto sai-clists, smiling your heinie off.
  • Slip though holes in traffic that motorbikes cannot. Laugh at gridlock!
  • No license required, no insurance.
  • Good method of fitness/exercise.
  • Safest form of personal transport, as long as you keep your eyes & ears open for danger.
  • No petrol bill.
Something to consider, anyway. Be prepared to waste several hours and maybe two trips, getting your license. Chok dee, Happy New year.
  • Get crushed

rubbish...road 12,000km last year on my bicycle in Thailand smile.png no problems.

Glad you are still in one piece. And probably healthy! The first fatal I saw on arriving to live here was a bicycle. They do have advantages in some circumstances, but overall are probably more dangerous than a motorcycle. Less visible unless you add LOTS of lights and wear a fluoro vest (Thais are trained from birth to allow for motorcycles - everyone's got someone they love currently riding one around. Not so with bicycles). Bugger all acceleration on a bicycle to get away from drunken / mad / untrained car drivers, even if you have thighs like Jonah Lomu. I will only ride a bike on very quiet roads. Limits the transport potential.

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A fair bit seems to depend on (1) whether you get a friendly counter clerk and (2) where your valid driver's license is from (assuming you have one). I have a Florida driver's license with a motorcycle endorsement on it--no international license.To get both car and motosai licenses, the only tests I had to take were the colorblind test and the reaction test, where you have to stomp on the boards when the lights change. No written or driving tests for either.

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