Chalerm: I Am F-cking Back

[Nowhereman60]

Who the hell does he think he is? Michael Jordon

[Jean Pierre Jacquot]

Ok now Red Shirts and YS supporters: can you give us a good reason why a government with such a guy like Chalerm is good for Thailand?

[smileydude]

The risks of a recurrent stroke is 30% by 5 years (9 times the risk of stroke in the general population).

So lets all light our candles and cross our fingers that these risks play out on Chalerm and that he has a recurring episode of stroke to put him out of his misery (and ours too).

Edited January 10, 2014 by smileydude

[tetleythedog]

I think that pretty well seals it. There is no question that any movement of Chalerm - either up or down in the administration - is not up to Yingluck. It is up to Thaksin. And Thaksin is clearly relying on the heaviest of the heavies. The possibility of an army intervention - never particularly high - have been shot up many fold by this announcement, because Chalerm's influence will clearly result in some pretty heavy and likely questionable police tactics. He seems almost to be a wind-up doll before the cameras. Once he gets talking, he really has to telegraph to everyone that it is he and only he that can fix this or any other mess that Thaksin has made. The pronouncements of arresting Suthep are getting pretty tiring, though. One can almost imagine the future, when Chalerm is an old man in front of the fire, highly medicated, talking to the only one who will still listen to him - his cat : " You'll see. I'll get that Chalerm. He'll think twice about messing with me anymore. "

And....after he becomes the hero in this scenario.......maybe he can see about bringing his offspring to accountability !!!!

[upena]

But, he didn't give us a deadline - you know - 2 weeks, one month - 90 days

[EyesWideOpen]

Another poor decision by they Yingluck/Thaksin leadership team. Unleashing a mad dog like

Chalerm into a volatile situation. His bizarre proclamations are sort of humorous during normal

times, but in this tense situation he is in way over his head. After his drunken performance on

his trip to " solve" the problems in the south, I would have thought he would have been put into

an inactive post forever.

Look at the bright side of Suthep taking over. They can then complete

the investigation into the wealthy elite who bought luxury imported cars and did not pay tax on them.

And Chalerm's pink Bentley can be at the top of the list........

[Thaiready]

Never ceases to amaze me......the idiots that think Suthep's way is the correct course of action....stupid is as stupid does

[eggers]

Wow, Captain Marvel is back!!!

Perhaps, Captain Marvel could be a real hero & arrest the "Puppeteer from Dubai" next time they meet in HK, Singapore or Dubai.

He could give all the Gov't Ministers & Co warrants to serve on the "Puppeteer" when they next meet with him, as well !!

Well done, Chalerm, spoken with manners of a sophisticated politician....or maybe a Buffalo!!

[mrtoad]

He'll be claiming he fathered Lin Hui's offspring next Sent from my Nexus 4 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app

I don´t think so, he can´t even father a turd.

Yes he can and did, 2 of them that we know of.

And one of them is known as Mr Happy Toilet

[mrtoad]

Who the hell does he think he is? Michael Jordon

Johnny Walker is probably more likely.

[casindonet]

He still look high on ear medicine.....

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[eddie61]

He'll be claiming he fathered Lin Hui's offspring next Sent from my Nexus 4 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app

I don´t think so, he can´t even father a turd.

Yes he can father a turd: he proved that. The turd shot a policeman, and got away with it.

I would say the likes of Chalerm still being in parliament after 2 decades of shenanigans are a large part of the reason for the present gridlock.

Wherever there is stink in parliament, Chalerm is certain to be close by

Edited January 10, 2014 by eddie61

[Ulic]

This loose cannon will bring things to a head, right quick.

[tingtongteesood]

Guess Thaksin decided he has nothing to lose any more, time to go for broke.....Sadly by the time Thaksin is done the country will be way broke and beyond repair....

[Maha Sarakham Marty]

Never ceases to amaze me......the idiots that think Suthep's way is the correct course of action....stupid is as stupid does

Well wonders never cease. Chalerm has a cheeleader.

Edited January 10, 2014 by Maha Sarakham Marty

[fareastguy]

Now look-out for more men in black !!

[EyesWideOpen]

Never ceases to amaze me......the idiots that think Suthep's way is the correct course of action....stupid is as stupid does

Hahaha and the team of Thaksin, YIngluck, Arisman,Jatuporn, and Chalerm have done such

a fine job so far...... :-) Time for a new team to take the field. Cannot possibly be worse.

[GeorgeO]

Hahaha this idiot obviously didn't decapitate himself! And who is he to issue arrest warrants? I thought only the courts could do that.

I heard that he did try to decapitate himself, but missed...!

[khunsuar]

Hahaha this idiot obviously didn't decapitate himself! And who is he to issue arrest warrants? I thought only the courts could do that.

I heard that he did try to decapitate himself, but missed...!

This is what happens when you try to get ahead....

[CantSpell]

I think I found it... the real HUB....

Thailand: the hub of comical-drama-horror daily twists and statements..

And Mr C surely plays a big part and can inspire all 3 in each of his sentences...

[JohnP1752]

What a great entrance, Suthep will be quivering.

[fullcave]

I am f-cking back.…

Edited January 10, 2014 by fullcave

[mikemac]

It is a credit to the man, reining in the wabble of wowdy webels, without even a head on his shoulders !

I wonder which orifice he uses to communicate with the troops at the front line, being minus a head and all ?

The PTP creeps/fans/groupies who troll/haunt this forum must be so proud of him.

Edited January 10, 2014 by mikemac

[HOOD Robin]

oh dear, they bring in Rambo....

[bigbamboo]

Just waiting for the PMs announcement that she has not assigned Chalerm to anything......the circus continues and, unfortunately, the country deserves all this.......allowing this bu&&shit to continue for so long......!

Why didn't they give the job to Surapong? He's got most of the others.

[siampolee]

Strikes me as if Thaksin is lining up the crew on his ship of fools so as they can be offerd as the ransom for his (Thaksin) escape in the political lifeboat he is about to board.

Thaksin and his ego's first, Thailand and its peoples will have to rely on the jetsam and flotsam to survive the wreck of the Thaksintanic Thaitanic captained by Thaksin.

Chalerm and his ilk however will be fine, they consist of a substance that always floats.

[godden]

perhaps in charge of the bar might be a better position for him

[Rob8891]

Heeeeeeeere's Chally

[aussimike]

Chalerm: I Am F-cking Back

"The Prime Minister has assigned me to assist the police, it is true," Mr. Chalerm told reporters

He added, "I am glad the Prime Minister called me to serve, even though it is a bit late".

"These people keep contacting me, asking me, brother, when will you be back in charge?" Mr. Chalerm said, "So I tell them now, I am f*cking back!" (กูกลับมาแล้ว)

Good move, Yingluck.

Putting the maniacal Chalerm in the mix is sure to calm the situation.

Good move, the next thing to do is to draft his two crazy sons if they arent in jail and let them into the frey, they are even crazier than their old man, but Chalerm now has put his mouth on the line once again and god knows what the out come to all this will be but its not going to be nice, there was mention of dispatching the MOUTH like the general last time by a well trained sniper, sure this could be arranged again, perhaps the only way as no one is going to even get within 100 mts of this power hungry crazy despot who like the sound of his own voice and hankers for power, and has not made one decent suggestion about the running of the country apart from having it run under the control of a peoples council, with this <deleted> as chairman of course, only one agenda here and most smart people know what this is - well heres hoping that the news we read in the next few days is all good, perhaps some have already started to write the tribute notices already, i simply dont give a damm - and its all about humanmanua -- welcome back Mr.. Chalerm and your boys,

[alyx]

perhaps in charge of the bar might be a better position for him

Not sure... as he is the one who ordered , and personally supervised, the 1 am shutdown of the clubs back in 99.