Melonade Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 watching kath and kim with one eye, the oz open with the other and listening to the hottest 100.. happy australia day everyone! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevvy Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Gee whiz OldCroc. Fantales? Now you're bringing back some memories. Throwing those and Jaffas at the movies...years ago, of course I can remember the stink bombs clearing out the Fiesta theatre in Scarborough. Were they the ones you picked off the tree shaped like a pea pod and when you broke them they stunk like sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bundoi Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 From The Guardian (UK erstwhile liberal newspaper) "At the Cock'n'Bull, Emily Ahern, 27, a speech pathologist from Cork, has been in Australia on a 457 for two-and-a-half years, and has just applied for permanent residency." Now I know that a good many Ozzies are descended from the indomitable Irish and consequently have ancestors who kissed the blarney stone, but pathological speech therapy ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevvy Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Gady to all you Aussi bastards still above ground in the LOS. Now go and knock yourself while I work up thirst back in back in Australia cry cry.... W e dont have to work up a thirst here , we just do it . After all this is the land of smiles ... Big smiles everywhere today . stone the crows , where did I put my beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevvy Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 (edited) my beloved... IMG_9079.JPG And like all good things Auatralian, this ad was first done in NZ. Yes, but we love the dog .....not the other woolly four legged animal Edited January 26, 2014 by kevvy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevvy Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 From The Guardian (UK erstwhile liberal newspaper) "At the Cock'n'Bull, Emily Ahern, 27, a speech pathologist from Cork, has been in Australia on a 457 for two-and-a-half years, and has just applied for permanent residency." Now I know that a good many Ozzies are descended from the indomitable Irish and consequently have ancestors who kissed the blarney stone, but pathological speech therapy ?? Well someone has to teach us to talk properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WitawatWatawit Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 my beloved... IMG_9079.JPG And like all good things Auatralian, this ad was first done in NZ. Yes, but we love the dog .....not the other woolly four legged animal Have to agree - at least dogs don't tell lies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wym Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 My dog is constantly trying to get out of trouble by blaming the cats. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moffo Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 To all you aussie LOS bums out there - Hope your havin a cold one not like me laid up in a 10,000 BHT a day hotel ( Chaiyaphum Hospital) on a drip shakin like a dog shittin razor blades whilst shittin through the eye of a needle at 40 paces but I am sure there are many more of you who have had a dose of "Infective Diarrea" - so have a coldy for me 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Croc Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Gee whiz OldCroc. Fantales? Now you're bringing back some memories. Throwing those and Jaffas at the movies...years ago, of course I can remember the stink bombs clearing out the Fiesta theatre in Scarborough. Were they the ones you picked off the tree shaped like a pea pod and when you broke them they stunk like sh*t. From memory some kids made the bombs at school using chemicals. Cleared 4 or 500 kids out of the theatre during the Saturday matinee. Happened a couple of times. Fiesta Theatre in the 60s: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tim armstrong Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 I can't read anymore of this, or look at the pictures, I want a pie - now ! and some vegemite, and maybe a draft Eumundi bitter or some Tyrell's shiraz. Happy Oz day to all. (The bloody spellchecker wants to change vegemite!) - bugger off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WitawatWatawit Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Tim, This Kiwi is about to go to the kitchen and make a Vegemite sandwich. Happy Oz Day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bundoi Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 And to think of the hell I put my sister through about Skippy the bush kangaroo: I cringe with guilt even half a century later... oops sorry cobbers, as you were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bikkii Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Happy Oz day to you'se all ! Kenny oath wish the bars were sellin beer so I don;t have to drink on me own. She'll be right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showbags Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 my beloved... IMG_9079.JPG And like all good things Auatralian, this ad was first done in NZ. Yes...sheep shagging, not a bad export of Kiwiland 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H1w4yR1da Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 And Peter is pronounced 'Poida'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marko kok prong Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 being a pommie who called Australia home for 15 years,i still reckon it,s the best country in the world,but unfortunately with the worst women. Really? I am UK born (London) and lived in Oz over different periods of time for 30 years. Always had good times with Australian women, both for sex and some truly great friends. Happy Australia Day... big mouths, big fat <deleted>,coarse,unladylike,ugly in mind and body,ignorant,xenophobic,grasping,lazy,shit cooks.go to the beach,looks like a whale in a bikini has beached itself ,shit in bed,but hey i am really refering to my ex,and her "girlfriends" as they call them,did not mean to generalize. Reminds me of the old saying "like attracts like" but hey there always some dick@#%$ pulling down a positive topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaisaregrt Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Gee whiz OldCroc. Fantales? Now you're bringing back some memories. Throwing those and Jaffas at the movies...years ago, of course I can remember the stink bombs clearing out the Fiesta theatre in Scarborough. Were they the ones you picked off the tree shaped like a pea pod and when you broke them they stunk like sh*t. from memory didnt you have to spit on them as well to get them going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaisaregrt Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Ahhhh ... Getting lock jaw chewing on a cobber , brain freeze from sucken on a Razz, Sunny boy or Glug, ( and looking inside the wrapper for a free one ) swinging on the old laddies Hills Hoist ( and Bending it ) , when you cars tool kit was 2 screw drivers , a 1/2 inch and a 5/8 spanner AND a hammer .. and wondering if Abagail was ever gonna get all her gear off again on Number 96 ..... Memories ... AVARIPPERONE LADZ !!!!! ...PS You'll have to excuse me now , where off to have a Dons Party on the Beach ... ENJOY ALL ....... you are as old as me , I can remember Number 96 , Who could not forget Abigail , and vivien Lee ...was there any other spanners you kept in your holden Ek... with abigail and vivien lee you didnt need any spanners, those two tightened everyones nuts 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WitawatWatawit Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 my beloved... IMG_9079.JPG And like all good things Auatralian, this ad was first done in NZ. Yes...sheep shagging, not a bad export of Kiwiland AHA!!! An Aussie has finally admitted it. Stand out of the firing line, showbags, the jokes are about to be rewritten. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrry Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 So as another Australia Day draws to a close we remember the books we read as a child. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showbags Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 issit still arstralia day has the sun com up yet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Croc Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 issit still arstralia day has the sun com up yet It is in Australia, public holiday today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrry Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 issit still arstralia day has the sun com up yet It is in Australia, public holiday today. Three day party...4 if you count the sickie tomorrow. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showbags Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 my beloved... IMG_9079.JPG And like all good things Auatralian, this ad was first done in NZ. Yes...sheep shagging, not a bad export of Kiwiland AHA!!! An Aussie has finally admitted it. Stand out of the firing line, showbags, the jokes are about to be rewritten. You brought it over...doesn't mean we obliged.....fun to watch though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrry Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Yes...sheep shagging, not a bad export of Kiwiland AHA!!! An Aussie has finally admitted it. Stand out of the firing line, showbags, the jokes are about to be rewritten. You brought it over...doesn't mean we obliged.....fun to watch though. He did not say it was exported to Australia. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevvy Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Gee whiz OldCroc. Fantales? Now you're bringing back some memories. Throwing those and Jaffas at the movies...years ago, of course I can remember the stink bombs clearing out the Fiesta theatre in Scarborough. Were they the ones you picked off the tree shaped like a pea pod and when you broke them they stunk like sh*t. from memory didnt you have to spit on them as well to get them going These were the ones that looked like a larger pea pod , and all you had to do was to squash them on the ground . then ran ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaisaregrt Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 gumnut.jpg So as another Australia Day draws to a close we remember the books we read as a child. you mean "John and Betty" from school, this is John, this is Betty, this is Scotty, see Scotty jump Betty,55555555555555555555555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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