Popular Post webfact Posted January 29, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted January 29, 2014 THAI TALKAn idiot's guide to this Sunday's electionSuthichai YoonThe NationBANGKOK: -- If you go to the polling booth to cast your ballot this Sunday, you are one of those who believe that the election must proceed as the caretaker government insists. It's part of democracy, and nobody has the right to block you from casting your ballot.Of course, you know in advance that only one major political party - namely the ruling Pheu Thai Party of Premier Yingluck Shinawatra - is in the race. The other big party, the Democrat Party, has boycotted the election. The rest on the ballot are medium-sized and small parties.This isn't an ordinary election. It's an election under the state of emergency.Advice has gone out in the social media for those who will be going out to vote: Dress lightly, ready for action. Adopt "camouflage tactics" by wearing a whistle around your neck even if you are totally against Suthep Thaugsuban - to fool some of the hard-core anti-government protesters who might try to get too close to you.If you decide to stay home, you probably agree with the protesters who demand that "reform must come before election" because you don't think democracy is just about casting ballots. Before you pick your next MP, you want to make sure that the election process undergoes a major reform and that the country is rid of corrupt and bad influences.If you are somewhere in between, you might visit the nearest polling booth this Sunday and mark the "None of the above" box because none of the parties listed in the ballot represent your interests.But be warned. Make sure you check the "security situation" at your polling booth before you leave your house this Sunday. The protesters led by Suthep Thaugsuban have vowed to block the ballot-casting nationwide. The caretaker government has advised voters who suffer disruptions or harassment to report to the nearest police station.Your personal safety is of the utmost importance. So, if you insist on exercising your right to vote, by all means cast your ballot. Your choice of parties might have been limited. You should have decided before you leave home which is your favourite party. You should know which parties are in the race. This time around, you might not have the privilege of weighing the pros and cons of the major parties. But if you go out and vote, it's clear where you stand in the current political situation. It's your right, and everybody else should respect that.But if you think the government is being stubborn by proceeding with the election despite warnings from the Election Commission of potential trouble, delays and violence, then you may just stay home. Some of you may decide not to stay home and join the protest. But make sure that you conduct your "civil disobedience" in a civil way. We are all under the emergency decree and as such can be arrested for even mingling in a group of more than four persons.If you think an election should take place and you want to show your dissatisfaction with the limited choice of parties offering their services, you could cast a "No" vote to register your political stand.If you harbour really strong feelings against the poll and are tempted to dramatise your disagreement, don't tear up the ballot. It's a legally no-no and you could be fined or even jailed for doing that. I guess it's because although the gesture is supposed to be part of demonstrating "disobedience" against the powers-that-be, the authorities concerned don't consider that "civil".I have great respect for those on both sides of the political divide - and those caught in the middle.As for myself, all I ask is: Respect my political privacy. The dilemma of deciding between a "No Vote" and "Vote No" is so daunting I can't tell you just yet what I'm going to do this Sunday. -- The Nation 2014-01-30 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dr Bruce Posted January 29, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted January 29, 2014 An Idiot's guide from an Idiot. get out and vote to show Suthep that he is not wanted here. 21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post LuckyLew Posted January 29, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted January 29, 2014 What an appropriate title if ever there was one 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jollyman Posted January 30, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted January 30, 2014 (edited) The Farangs guide to Sundays Election 1. Stock up with Wine, beers,scotch,cognac,crips ( you must do this befor 2 PM saturday) 2 Get all your favourite DVD's ready 3 Set the Pc/mobile to Thai visa news 4 get slowly but surly pissed 5 keep off the streets 6 Pray for Thailand Edited January 30, 2014 by jollyman 27 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lupin Posted January 30, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted January 30, 2014 To the author .. anymore idiotic than this and we'd have to water you twice a week... IQ of a Ficus 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeThePoster Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 (edited) As for myself, all I ask is: Respect my political privacy. The dilemma of deciding between a "No Vote" and "Vote No" is so daunting I can't tell you just yet what I'm going to do this Sunday. It's the weekend but pretending to be an intellectual is still a full-time job. Edited January 30, 2014 by JoeThePoster 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somtamnication Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 As a real idiot, I read the article. But it was written by real by a -120 IQ idiot, hence it was not meant for me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Siripon Posted January 30, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted January 30, 2014 A cursory glance at the number of parties running might make the outsider think voters are spoilt for choice, over 50 I believe. But nearly all these parties are only contesting a few seats, they don't have the numbers or money to contest all. Thus many voters have nochoice at all. A joke election, an absolute waste of money. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jollyman Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 (edited) As a real idiot, I read the article. But it was written by real by a -120 IQ idiot, hence it was not meant for me. Yes The IQ of a kipper. I dispare now of the Nation and Bangkok post, an interveiew with Sethup today, really poor reporting.A real whitewash publicity stunt Thai visa is about the best source of news I do hope they lay on something special for Sunday cheers Edited January 30, 2014 by jollyman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cricketnut Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Blimey Charlie, he says he I'd not telling anyone what to do and that you should know who you are voting for..Suthichai, your writing on an English language newspaper, just thought I would remind you. Maybe it would have been better telling us farangs what to do on Sunday. It must have been in a former life that I saw a Thai reading THE NATION. Sent from my i-mobile i-STYLE 8.2 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tx22cb Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 "So, if you insist on exercising your right to vote, by all means cast your ballot. Your choice of parties might have been limited." This seems to be another absurd statement. How many do they want? There are about 40 political parties in this election .... so many that the names of some parties are Life-of-Brian-esque. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siripon Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Posters above- how many seats do you think parties apart from Pheua Thai are contesting nationwide? Not many. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noitom Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 The writing reads as if it was a growth from a partially evolved vegetable. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentors Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 (edited) 7. Study the ;Visit Malaysia 2014' webpage Edited January 30, 2014 by Mentors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iancnx Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 8. Ensure well stocked on ice, charcoal, and meat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post MrSlatersParrot Posted January 30, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted January 30, 2014 "But if you think the government is being stubborn by proceeding with the election despite warnings from the Election Commission of potential trouble, delays and violence, then you may just stay home. Some of you may decide not to stay home and join the protest. But make sure that you conduct your "civil disobedience" in a civil way. We are all under the emergency decree and as such can be arrested for even mingling in a group of more than four persons." "We are all under the emergency decree and as such can be arrested for even mingling in a group of more than four persons" How quaint. Can be arrested. For protesting against elections. Unlike in 2010 where you would be shot on sight for protesting for elections! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSlatersParrot Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Blimey Charlie, he says he I'd not telling anyone what to do and that you should know who you are voting for..Suthichai, your writing on an English language newspaper, just thought I would remind you. Maybe it would have been better telling us farangs what to do on Sunday. It must have been in a former life that I saw a Thai reading THE NATION. Sent from my i-mobile i-STYLE 8.2 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app I don't think they sell many copies nor need to but they do have deep pockets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emptyset Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 As a real idiot, I read the article. But it was written by real by a -120 IQ idiot, hence it was not meant for me. Hey - you're talking about the editor of The Nation, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSlatersParrot Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 As a real idiot, I read the article. But it was written by real by a -120 IQ idiot, hence it was not meant for me. Hey - you're talking about the editor of The Nation, you know. Is this his follow up to the Underpants story? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cricketnut Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Blimey Charlie, he says he I'd not telling anyone what to do and that you should know who you are voting for..Suthichai, your writing on an English language newspaper, just thought I would remind you. Maybe it would have been better telling us farangs what to do on Sunday. It must have been in a former life that I saw a Thai reading THE NATION. Sent from my i-mobile i-STYLE 8.2 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app I don't think they sell many copies nor need to but they do have deep pockets. Maybe they should dig into those deep pockets and employ some decent reporters!Sent from my i-mobile i-STYLE 8.2 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cricketnut Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 As a real idiot, I read the article. But it was written by real by a -120 IQ idiot, hence it was not meant for me. Hey - you're talking about the editor of The Nation, you know. And??Sent from my i-mobile i-STYLE 8.2 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scorecard Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 As a real idiot, I read the article. But it was written by real by a -120 IQ idiot, hence it was not meant for me. Hey - you're talking about the editor of The Nation, you know. Is this his follow up to the Underpants story? Why you asking, you interested in used men's underwear? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gabruce Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Well done! Don't pay attention to all of the bitter comments from other posters here. Not sure what their problem is, however it's certainly personal and nothing to do with what you wrote. Thanks for a good start to the morning. Lot's of hidden gems of wisdom and commentary nestled among the humour. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espinete Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 The author is over-creative, thinks too much. And a combination of having too much spare time. Just go to the box and vote. It is a basic right and I would very well protect it and be proud of it. Whatever the circumstances are in the political arena. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BeforeTigers Posted January 30, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted January 30, 2014 Having a difficult time understanding the hate going on in this forum.I don;t pretend to be an expert, though I follow everything I can on the election.But what's with the hate?It seemed like a concilliatory piece that recognized that there are normal people caught up in this partisan bs.If you thought it was below your reading level, turn the page.This wasn't written for you, haters. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxLee Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 (edited) An idiot's guide to this Sunday's election - Thaksin wins, Pheu Thai acts, takes the law into their own hands, and Yingluck can finally go to Hawaii - the future Election committee will be replaced by Pheu Thai-ONLY members to ensure ABSOLUTE REDEMOCRACY - the people of Thailand are screwed, out-bought, out-raided, out-taxed and brainwashed harder than ever - Phu Yai-LAW "Never talk back or DARE to think differently to your elders no matter what - If you speak up and make Phu Yai lose face, you will be severely punished or shot dead - The rich and powerful can break the laws and get away with crime, murder or "mental illness-caused accidental crime and murders" - the Falang will be taxed harder than ever and be blamed, no matter the problem - TAT will create more toursim white lie slogans to delude the International public - The DSI will just distribute arrest warrants and do nothing - The government rather imports than export, just take and never give back to other nations Edited January 30, 2014 by MaxLee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggusoil Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 A decade ago a small but unassuming party started in the UK with only a few seats, today it is contesting most is the 3rd largest has rocked the establishment and is changing the face of British political discussion and policy of the other 2 parties has been forced to change and even to give the people a referendum on Europe could possibly decide if the UK leaves the EU. THAT is how you affect change on a system, it takes time thats all. Dont tell me its not worth voting for another smaller party because they cant win, winning is not always the point or goal. PTP is not the only option. This writer is what he says, an idiot and needs a guide. Yes but you conveniently fail to mention that in the UK there is no mass buying of votes (using taxpayers funds) through schemes which send a country close to bankruptcy. Yes and yes, and how does it get better than this? Most of you are right. As far as I can gather, educated Thai people are aware of the problem and other countries have faced this problem. Elections have to be maintained as part of the constitution, safety for voters must be ensured. Voting choices may be limited, but a right to vote has to be maintained. Neither major party has shown a real mandate to govern, and both are guilty of attempted crimes against the constitution. Without real freedom of speech, this country can never achieve what England and other developed democracies have. There will be no short answers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisi Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Well done! Don't pay attention to all of the bitter comments from other posters here. Not sure what their problem is, however it's certainly personal and nothing to do with what you wrote. Thanks for a good start to the morning. Lot's of hidden gems of wisdom and commentary nestled among the humour. Isn't it amazing that the majority of comments up till now are just an extension of the nonsense these people post over and over and over, same sh1t just a different topic. Also, it's pretty typical, only what we think or say has any worthwhile validity, that of course is in their own self centred opinion. As for their problem - well, you know it might be something to do with intelligence, some people have it and some don't. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badmedicine Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Like others, can't see why so many people are getting themselves in a lather about this. Seems eminently sensible to me. The title was probably asking for trouble, though. On to the issue, my mrs was having exactly this dilemma: to not vote or to vote 'No vote'. I've heard some say they're concerned that even if you abstain, those votes might get unscrupulously counted for PTP. How much oversight is going on in 'the red villages' I wonder as for fair and double-checked tallying of votes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captspectre Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 The Farangs guide to Sundays Election 1. Stock up with Wine, beers,scotch,cognac,crips ( you must do this befor 2 PM saturday) 2 Get all your favourite DVD's ready 3 Set the Pc/mobile to Thai visa news 4 get slowly but surly pissed 5 keep off the streets 6 Pray for Thailand very well put, let the Thai's sort it out! they have been shooting each other since 1973! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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