The North will rise again (Red shirts advocate secession)

[iancnx]

Nice discussion but I don't see any reference to the real power brokers. Beijing must be laughing their t1ts off at this lot!

[PJcm]

Does this mean I can own land now.

[2020]

I think the best idea is to make Red Lanna a part of the United Kingdom, with Parliamentary elections using the first past the post system, sending Thaksin and his family to Whitehall.

This would create huge benefits:

For me: I wouldn't have to renew my Visa every year and report every three months;

For the Mrs: We wouldn't have to go through a thousand hoops to get her to the UK on holiday every year

For Thaksin: It would give him the opportunity to buy the Houses of Parliament, Big Ben and another football club

For Yingluck: She would get some protection from Britain's political correctness

For the Reds: It would give them some idea of what democracy is about.

For the police: They would have access to all the training facilities that the British Bobby enjoys

Shall I propose all this to Doi Suthep and Chalerm so they could have the basis for some negotiation?

I second that motion!

We could all sign on the dole as well! What a life!

IanF for PM!

[LarryBird]

Northern John, you should try getting a clue before you embarrass yourself further.