A young South-East London girl went down to the Social Security office to get her family allowance.

The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?"

"Ten." she replied.

"What are their names?" he asked.

"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne," she answered.

"They're all named Wayne?" he asked "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?"

"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call "Wayne" and they all come running in."

"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?" "I just say, 'Wayne, come and eat your dinner'," she answered.

"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.

"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their surname."

Having been born in South London, I can relate to that one Artisan.

Just hang around outside the Social Security office in Woolwich is enough to validate your joke in spades.

I wonder what ratchabuild will have to say about this.

Having been born in South London, I can relate to that one Artisan.

Just hang around outside the Social Security office in Woolwich is enough to validate your joke in spades.

I wonder what ratchabuild will have to say about this.

He won't like it because it's maintaining stereotypes and promotes the BNP!!!