40-ish...........................49.

Adventurous......................Slept with everyone.

Athletic.........................No breasts.

Average looking..................Moooo.

Beautiful........................Pathological liar.

Emotionally Secure...............On medication.

Feminist.........................Fat.

Free spirit......................Junkie.

Friendship first.................Former s.lut.

New-Age..........................Body hair in the wrong places.

Old-fashioned....................No BJs.

Open-minded......................Desperate.

Outgoing.........................Loud and Embarrassing.

Professional.....................Bitch.

Voluptuous.......................Very Fat.

Large frame......................Hugely Fat.

Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.

I've seen this, or some variation of this, before but still very good.