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hope she does not work in phuket or bkk!!!!

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Advantages are;

1.) Easy to brush the teeth

2.) Easy access for the dentist

3.) Toothpick? No problem

Disadvantages;

Any ideas anyone?

1-Often gets stuck to glass doors and has to be pryed off.

2-Involuntarily consumes too much protein by swallowing bugs while riding motorcycle .

3-Neighbours constantly knocking at the door asking "Can you get the lid off this pickle jar?"

4-Smog does stain your teeth.

5-Real hard to whistle your favorite tune.

6-Phone rings: "Hi, I'm from Hoover Vacuums, would you like to take a few minutes and answer our quick and easy survey?"

7-Only way to smoke is to light up 25 cigarettes at once.

8-Waitresses will often say "You've got a little parsley stuck in your teeth.

9-Co-workers will often point at you when trying to find out where latest gossip originated from.

10-Only bedtime story the kids ever wanted to hear was The Three Little Pigs " I'll huff, and I'll puff..."

11- El Niño and La Niña no longer blamed for strange weather patterns.

12- Not allowed to visit Postal Museum.

13- Oh, no, I've just put this shirt on and I've already got a coffee stain on it!"

14-Spray paint easier to apply than lipstick.

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