Job opportunities for the sight impaired.

[ArfurMaggot]

A leading Moscow news paper has announced that Russia is currently experiencing a shortage in trainee hairdressers. Russia has led the world in recent years with the establishment of their sight-impaired, hairdressing academy.

They believe that the shortage of blind, mullet-mechanics is as a result of the migration of nearly all the country's Robert Robinson and Billy Ray Cyrus fans over the last few years.

"The demand for high quality haircuts, like mine, has just dropped right off", declared Vladimir Putin.

In a determined effort to solve the problem, the State Duma has announced an international drive to tease and invigorate the industry. "We are equal opportunity employer and will accept any level of talent. We are currently combing through the Crimea to locate potential volunteers".

"Our mane effort is to locate anyone from our neighbouring countries, who share our fashion sense and style. We have already accepted a dwarf with a club-foot, a partial-sighted man with Parkinson's disease and a teenager with Tourrette's. We will not stop until we put Russia back at the top of the the world stage for fashion".

In the event that they cannot recruit the vast numbers of deficient coiffeurs required by the demand in Russia, they intend to revoke all Thai visas issued.