HeavyDrinker Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 In the lift with 3 women, 1 cute, 2 of them were rank old savages with scary 'old Thai woman hair" when one said I 'went out drinking all night every night, and was a villain' and shame on me' etc , To my joy I dropped a silent, hot (dry) eggy fart, one of them farts what crawl up your back in a bubble of stench in the lift, as I walked out (nary a parp nor a hiss)...and could hear their exclamations of disgust as the doors closed. Even Graham (dog) is laughing....The wife isn't though... I think Graham will take the rap on this one, as sweet as it was....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skint Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 I pray for your boxers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l3fty Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 ..."one of them farts what crawl up your back in a bubble of stench" poetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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