Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive

blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single

roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind but I feel much luckier when I'm,completely

nud_e." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and

yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop

she jumped up and down and squealed...

"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her

clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounde

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I

don't know - I thought you were watching."

Moral - Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive

blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single

roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind but I feel much luckier when I'm,completely

nud_e." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and

yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop

she jumped up and down and squealed...

"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her

clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounde

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I

don't know - I thought you were watching."

Moral - Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men

If it was such a crap table, why did she want to play?