Tywais Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 One post removed with no link attributing the source. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lee b Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 This happened many years ago in Ras Al K (UAE) The police caught a pakistani national having sex with a cow. Thet strapped him to the back oh the cow naked and drove slowly through town for all to see. They were both taken to the local cop shop, and belive it or not the man was released before the cow. ! I know i'm going to be told this is rubbish, or don't belive you etc, but it is true. Maybe the cow here made a false statement and was kept for further questioning??? Who's to know..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Songhua Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Whether the cow filed a complaint or not is a moooot point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somtamnication Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Love triangle with a cow is hard to comprehend. Nothing like love with a sheep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just1Voice Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 In support of my previous post: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=stump%20broke 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djjamie Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 I wonder if the cow will need therapy. rape cow…nseling maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post keemapoot Posted March 30, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted March 30, 2014 You guys ever been to India? Wow, eye candy everywhere: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theslime Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Great Alibi, the cow can,t go to court and with a dead body ,it entirely plausable in Amazing Thailand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robby nz Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 A Cowpoke ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDAS Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 I see this story is being milked for a laugh 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h90 Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 I wonder if the cow will need therapy. and is she allowed to abort if she gets pregnant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldmonky Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Thats udderly ridiculous.Very a-mooooosing Lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pimay1 Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Please tell me how you mount a cow, as a bloke. Most cows' asses are 5 foot high. If there's a good method, I might give it a try but, of course, I'll only choose a good looker! Apparently you aren't from USA or you would know the term - "Stump broke". Back in Western Kentucky when I was a kid a stump broke cow used to sell for an extra five dollars at an auction. Maybe more than that if the buyer had been drinking moonshine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Songhua Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Should I cry or laugh about this one? Feel sorry for the dead man, but can't stop laughing for the reasons of the murder. Rape a cow? And the cow cried aloud? Have you seen a veterinarian examining a cow? I'm lost. its only rape if the cow said no'Officer, I wasn't even horny'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtgruen Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Welcome to the Land of Smiles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisi Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 (edited) Take it that includes yourself Lp They shag camels in Saudi Arabia why not cows in Thailand.? http://static.thaivisa.com/forum//public/ style_emoticons/default/wink.png BTW RIP. Take it that includes yourselfi think the thai cows are more attractive than the saudi camels I think your statistically correct, I mean look at how many farangs are married to them.. Does that include yourself? Edited March 30, 2014 by Artisi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slipperylobster Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Perhaps an underaged cow? Cow trafficking, is becoming more and more a problem here in Thailand. Perhaps it happended in one of the fishbowl places, where customers fight over the best looking one. The victim probably tried to make the first mooo-ve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Pimay1 Posted March 30, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted March 30, 2014 You guys ever been to India? Wow, eye candy everywhere: I waited for fifteen minutes in a hot taxi on the way to the hotel in Delhi due to a heard of cows blocking the road. I asked the driver to get out and clear the road. He said no, no, one of them might be my ancestor. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkpanther99 Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 If you start screwing around in the moo-bahn, you're just asking for trouble. Let this be a lesson! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arthurwait Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 (edited) It was beef curtains for him. Edited March 30, 2014 by arthurwait 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arthurwait Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Pat a cake , pat a cake bakers man. Lucky he didn't pick one from the other side of the yellow line. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ginjag Posted March 30, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted March 30, 2014 The man HERD the feeling was nice, it was FRIESION outside so he wore a JERSEY, feeling HORNy STEERED himself in. It could have happened in HEREFORD. A load of BULL and BULLOCKS. I know it's CORNy and CUD have done better. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animatic Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Should I cry or laugh about this one? Feel sorry for the dead man, but can't stop laughing for the reasons of the murder. Rape a cow? And the cow cried aloud? Have you seen a veterinarian examining a cow? I'm lost. its only rape if the cow said no Only got a moo from this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arthurwait Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Should I cry or laugh about this one? Feel sorry for the dead man, but can't stop laughing for the reasons of the murder. Rape a cow? And the cow cried aloud? Have you seen a veterinarian examining a cow? I'm lost. its only rape if the cow said no Daisy, daisy give me your answer do... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arthurwait Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 If only he had done it with the hoe instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arthurwait Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Whose laughing now ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robby nz Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Only a slight difference from the Oztralian anthem Waltzing MOOtilda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chooka Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 They shag camels in Saudi Arabia why not cows in Thailand.? BTW RIP. and sheep in New Zealand https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=jG6JFrWjGTE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arthurwait Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Done worse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Why ask Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Please tell me how you mount a cow, as a bloke. Most cows' asses are 5 foot high. If there's a good method, I might give it a try but, of course, I'll only choose a good looker! cunnilingus ? you just didn't taste so good.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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