Technophile Paddy

[The Vulcan]

Three Women - One German, One Japanese and an Irish woman were sitting naked in a Jacuzzi.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. "That voz my pager," she said. "I have a microchip under zee skin of my arm."

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The Irish woman felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the Jacuzzi and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging out from her arse. The others raised their eyebrows and just stared at her.

The Irish woman finally said, "LORD THUNDERIN JEEZUZ, WOULD YA LOOK AT THAT. I'M GETTING A FAX."