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A husband went to police station to file a report for his missing wife.

Husband : - I lost my wife she went shopping yesterday morning and hasn't come back home yet.

Inspector :- What is her full name sir ?

Husband :- Don't really remember we just call her Mum.

Inspector :- How old is she ?

Husband :- Must be a bit over 40 now I suppose

Inspector :- What's her height ?
Husband:- Emm a bit shorter than me.

Inspector :- And her weight ?
Husband:- A bit over weight now.

Inspector :- Color of eyes ?
Husband :- Never noticed.

Inspector :- Length and color of hair ?
Husband :- Not sure but the color changes, don't remember what it is now.

Inspector :- What was she wearing?
Husband :- Slacks /suit / Didn't notice.

Inspector :- Was she driving a car???
Husband :- Yes.

Inspector :- Tell me the number, name and color of the car ?
Husband :- Black Audi A8 with super charged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.

And then the husband started crying.

Inspector:- Don't worry sir, We will find your car.


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THIS IS VERY TOUCHING


One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there,under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.
Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,"Sir, you are too kind."
"Thank you for taking all of us with you.

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it.
You'll really love my place.
The grass is almost a foot high."



Come on now...you really didn't think there was such a thing as a heart-warming lawyer story..did you????

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