These stories of guys hooking up online with thai ladies crack me up. They come here posting asking for advice. Ok here is some instead of giving your lady money might I suggest for the paltry sum of 100.00 USD I will save you a fortune. Send it to me and I will personally checkout if your girlfriend for real or fake. If real you only spent 100.00USD for peace of mind if fake only cost 100.00 USD to find out, Thus saving you thousands in the long run. Hell most likely in either case I get laid, and no charge for that it is on the house. In every culture there are women out there to scam you asking for money. If you don't know that now well you will get schooled bigtime then. So do yourself a favor if your unable to pay then don't play or if your able to pay you will be played. I know of a couple Thai chicks who brag how much there several boyfriends send a month. I even get to tap a few of those ladies for free. So keep sending those bucks guys saving me tons of cash.

I know!! I enjoy them ALMOST as much as the stories of guys bragging of getting free action from working girls!!

let me be the first to redirect you to this post

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/728078-ive-got-a-big-rooster/#entry7860720

My wife has a friend,who has 4 guys on the go at any one time,one bloke got her a credit card,she rakes in about 100,000 a month of course all the fools think they are the only one's,i have met a couple of them,it hard not to laugh when they tell you how much they love her and what a good girl she is.

I know!! I enjoy them ALMOST as much as the stories of guys bragging of getting free action from working girls!!

Or the stories of tough guys who went all badass on someone who disrespected them...

here we go again,,,lol

same old topics every couple of months

I know!! I enjoy them ALMOST as much as the stories of guys bragging of getting free action from working girls!!

Or the stories of tough guys who went all badass on someone who disrespected them...

Or blokes who have 3 girlfriends on the go and know their exact weight and height.

My wife has a friend,who has 4 guys on the go at any one time,one bloke got her a credit card,she rakes in about 100,000 a month of course all the fools think they are the only one's,i have met a couple of them,it hard not to laugh when they tell you how much they love her and what a good girl she is.

My girlfriends friend, has 4 guys ranging from 26- 61 years old, sending her over 100k a month and 2 of the guys know about the others!

Good luck to her, I say.

My girl isn't like that.

When I leave she heads straight to her village.. I know, coz when I call her I can hear chickens in the background.

Also, she looks after hearself very well, coz when I call her middle of the night, she's usually in the bathroom. I love her I do.

Slightly on a tangent, I remember when I first met her she wanted to go swimming in the hotel pool, but didn't have a swimming costume. She knew a shop, not far away and I bought her a bikini. Only 2500 baht. Such a nice a kind person that she is, that on the way back to the hotel, she went straight back to the shop to thank the owner. I love her I do.

Girls talk. One gal flashes her prizes and her girlfriends ask, how you get that? Easy, farang like sex. Mai mii bpan haa! He Buy me many things.

My doctors assistant was a cute 25 yo - didn't speak much English - I thought totally shy and innocent. Her story was her parents were dead, so no family. I never considered normal office/clerk/sales girls in the same category as bar girls. In my mind the bar girl world is a totally separate one.

I first noticed her braces, and then the gold necklace and the nice watch, new scooter. My comment, "You must pay her well for her to afford all those things." Well, the innocent girl wasn't kidding when she asked me to take her to Koh Samui on my vacation. She was working several of the male patients, before she ran off with a rich Danish guy. A second assistant quit at the same time. Thai female doctor was shocked when she found out her gals were sleeping with her patients - for jewelry, scooters and things.

I am thinking of offering a service where I fully check out a TG before farangs make a decision to buy or not.

I am thinking of offering a service where I fully check out a TG before farangs make a decision to buy or not.

Want a business partner? I'll run the old stud wing.

I am thinking of offering a service where I fully check out a TG before farangs make a decision to buy or not.

Want a business partner? I'll run the old stud wing.

I'm in too, I am a whizz at quality control.

I am thinking of offering a service where I fully check out a TG before farangs make a decision to buy or not.

Want a business partner? I'll run the old stud wing.

I'm in too, I am a whizz at quality control.

A good operations tam is vital

I know!! I enjoy them ALMOST as much as the stories of guys bragging of getting free action from working girls!!

She was a cashier.

And I only had to pay the 1000b p/d contractual release clause.

These guy who think they're getting it free the second or third night . . . ha . . . nothing is free . . . the con just became longer.

I sent money to a girl for three years and i enjoyed it, it was my money my life and my business. We are still friends 10 years on , I could afford it so i like to think i helped some one in life.

I look at it as an adult-circus. Always loved the clowns as a kid and Pattaya is full of Falang clowns. The stories of male naivety are just amazing. MS>

its true, finding love in Thailand is not really possible save a few rare exceptions. You will have to view it like any business transaction, go to the bank, pay some bills, have a scre* dont get emotional or involved in their details, move on, have some nice food, chat to the locals and enjoy the fantasy land because its better than reality in farangland most of the time. Sad but true. Better to be alone and financially solvent rather than having a "Relationship" as a farang ATM manchine.

Forget the boots, get the shovel.

Do you use a condom every time you are checking girls?

I sent money to a girl for three years and i enjoyed it, it was my money my life and my business. We are still friends 10 years on , I could afford it so i like to think i helped some one in life.

Me too. I sponsored a girl for a while in full knowledge of what I was doing. I knew several other guys that did the same. We formed a club and had a website: arseholesclub.com. I was chairman and chief a-hole.

Today, I keep telling myself the same story as yours as I cry into my beer at my youthful foolishness.

T

Heard Singapore married guy hooked up with a girl most probably from a coyote club. Got her condo to stay and a BMW plus nice monthly allowance. Came visit one day unannounced, open the door and behold, a man clad in towel in bedroom with GF. Fight and stabbed the guy to death and escape. Now the GF left with no house, no BMW and no allowance.

I suggest to buy this book and read... this guy started such a service many many years ago whether true or false or just for good reading.... ... very funny to read and he did a sequel...

Confessions of a Bangkok Private Eye... the sequel i cannot remember the name... maybe Thai Private Eye..

Pay to play, maybe you have shot at getting your money's worth?

But this bit is for sure: "Money cant buy you love, cant buy you loooove, money cant buy you love...."

I have been with my TGF for 6 years, and I live in a land far, far away. I visit Thailand every six months, on occasions she come to Australia and visits me. She lives at home on the farm, and I have just payed 20,000 baht for her first semester in college. The roof got torn off her house about 6 weeks ago, a freak storm in Issan, another 30,000 baht. Those bigger costs rarely come about, but when they do, I support her. I send her 5000 baht per month just to keep her going. She pays the motorbike payment with that, 1200 baht per month, she pays the family electricity bill, around the same amount per month, and she has around 2500 baht a month for herself to buy food, fuel, and some clothes. I talk to her on Skype 2 or 3 times a week, and usually the family join around Skype for the family chorus. She is a wonderful girl, we are planning our future, and my money helps out in some ways, for instance the roof repair, they could never afford, and I'm not getting blindly robbed. If it all ended tomorrow, I would have no bitterness about any of the money I have sent over the years. She is my best mate, and I consider her family to be family. I have stayed on the farm with them on a number of occasions, and always look back at those times with great fondness. Only the individual can make up his mind as to whether or not he feels comfortable with sending his girl money.

its true, finding love in Thailand is not really possible save a few rare exceptions. You will have to view it like any business transaction, go to the bank, pay some bills, have a scre* dont get emotional or involved in their details, move on, have some nice food, chat to the locals and enjoy the fantasy land because its better than reality in farangland most of the time. Sad but true. Better to be alone and financially solvent rather than having a "Relationship" as a farang ATM manchine.

what a load of bullocks. Pattaya bar stool talk at its best. Plenty of farang have found love in thailand with normal thai girls...

Stephenterry ! Your remark is really rude and stupid.

Compare what is comparable...all farangs an't fat and young farangs are very beautiful..

But of course, if you are attracted to girls who look like kids, that is your taste...

so little girls who do not understand or even give a dam about what you say or feel can be attractive to some...

buy little girls candy to make them nice to you?

Even if you are not old, sound like Granpa to me.

But these little girls know this game very well...old daddy can be generous....look around, most of these guys would not have a chance with young girls in faranglands.

You can upkeep pretty girls everywhere, is it not a kind of prostitution? No need to come to Thailand for that, but maybe Thailand is cheaper?

Treating women , Farangs and Thais like merchandise does not make you an interesting person. Thai girls are for you, they do not give a dam and I do not blame them.

These guy who think they're getting it free the second or third night . . . ha . . . nothing is free . . . the con just became longer.

2 years after I arrived here.

I did meet a girl from a wealthy family.

It was hard to get her to even accept small gifts.

After 3 years I moved on thinking the grass is always greener.

I didn't know then how lucky I was!