Rekindling The Magic

[CymruAmByth]

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic."

Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now.

I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.

"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.

She teased me, saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

"Anyway," she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

.....So I told her to <deleted> off.

[suegha]

Totally unexpected!!!

[tourleadersi]

Absolutely priceless. I haven't laughed so hard for a while!