Bird Flu Is Here Again

[Rhys]

And what of the Ducks.. and do the Thai MP in special breeding program for BIG Birds... the poor and unappreciated ostrich....O meat has yet to take off ..will the be the time for the CRACKSTAFF of MPs, making ready to cash into the BIRD FLU...

BUT of course... the Deputy Director and the BIG Kahana of the Agriculture, have some, shall we say, difficulties... in locating the the proper orafice to express their official findings...

[Rhys]

Wait a minute now.. the crack staff of MPs in private enterprizes..YEah right.. Just might make a big splash with their pet projects....0 meat.. hmm.. do you think? could it be it is a national program to blitz the market with MP Ostrich meat?

According to the crack Agriculture Kahana and his little poi poi....they have a special program just waiting...Yet, knowing which orafices to insert crack official findings for the gut reactions... seems, shall we say, a bit of a colo-oral-rectal challenge. Maybe a Chicken enema would do it.. Bring back the curse of a thousand dead chickens on their psyches...