Fart In The Elevator

[penzman]

Guy has a bad problem with gas. Farts all the time, can't even make it up to the office on the 32nd floor, always has to let one go on the way up in the lift.

A friend of his proposes a solution " You know these little pine tree shaped deodorants you hang in the car? Stick one of those in your underwear, it'll filter out the smell and you'll go unnoticed, provided you avoid making noise when you let one rip.

Next morning, same elevator ride, he let's out a silent one . No one says a word. Then, he thinks , " Maybe I should test this new device by asking people if they notice any kind of fragrance?"

"Does anyone smell anything?"

Out of a dozen people on the lift, the window washer looks his way and says " Yeah, smells like someone took a dump under a pine tree!"