A Man manages to gatecrash the World Cup Final ..but he has not got a ticket or a seat.

He scourers around for two hours dodging security and trying to find somewhere to sit.

He then spots one in the middle of a row with a superb view of the pitch. He barges throgh all the seated spectators and syas to the Guy sitting next to the empty seat "Is this seat taken pal?"

"No" replies the old guy sitting there "That seat is empty"

"This is incredible" says the seat hunter "Who in thier right mind would not want a seat for the World Cup Final? The biggest sporting event in history?"

"Well actually" says the old guy "This seat belongs to me. My Wife was supposed to come with me. we had been saving all our lives to finally watch a World Cup Final.. have you any idea how much these particular seats cost?" Err No" says the fugitive from Security. "Well no matter because she died three days ago" "Oh I'm sorry that's terrible.. but if you wanted to be here so much why did'nt you ask one of your closest relatives to come instead... I'm sure they would have enjoyed it"

I would have" replied the Old Man

But they are all at the Funeral today

Sorry TP. Been done before

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