A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, "Excuthe me, do you have any widdle wabbits?"

The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level, and says,

"Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers...

"I don't weally fink my pyfon gives a phuk."

Had to wipe the monitor clean from coffee spray. Top joke.

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.

She stands next to barber chair, eating a cake while her dad gets his haircut.

The barber smiles at her and says, sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin."

"I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get tits too."

Great visual. you can almost picture the little girl saying that. Although, if I recall correctly, if I tried that when I was young I would have ended up with a tanned rear end. My parents would have knocked me into the middle of next week. But, still a good joke.

A little girl was leading her dog through the park when an old man stopped her, saying, "That's sure a pretty dress you're wearing."

The little girl smiled, "Thank you, Sir. My mama bought it for me.

This is my dog Porky."

The old man chuckled, "I'll bet a nickel I can guess why you called him that."

She shook her head, "I'll bet you can't."

He laughed, "You called him Porky because he's so fat."

She shook her head. "No Sir, we call him that because he screws pigs."

"I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get tits too."

"No Sir, we call him that because he screws pigs."

Great punch lines...