Lacoste Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint. Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four" "Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishman retorts disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons."" You cannot pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law. "The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!" "Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soap Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tayto Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint. Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four" "Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishman retorts disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons."" You cannot pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law. "The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!" "Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno." Aye! I'll forgive you that one. Twas a hoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 An oldie but a goodie!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 nothing to be sorry about... bring ém on! Australian jokes are particularly approved by oour dear moderator Dr. PP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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