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Irish Joke (sorry)

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Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint.

Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5 people

in a Quattro, Quattro means four"

"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishman retorts

disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five

persons.""

You cannot pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four. You have

five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law.

"The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I

want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"

"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."

good one

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint.

Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5 people

in a Quattro, Quattro means four"

"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishman retorts

disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five

persons.""

You cannot pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four. You have

five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law.

"The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I

want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"

"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."

Aye! I'll forgive you that one. Twas a hoot.

An oldie but a goodie!!!

nothing to be sorry about... bring ém on! Australian jokes are particularly approved by oour dear moderator Dr. PP.

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