What we used to call a "shelf butt"...rest your desert plate on that....

..or as we used to say....."a bum like the back of a telly."

unlike some of the other nationalities on this forum we English maintain a decent level of personal hygiene.

And yes ,if I could lick my nutz I would

Hear hear!!! I second that!!.........I mean about we English maintaining a decent level of personal hygiene.

I'm not sure that I would want to lick the family jewels though!

Royce Lyndsay

Oh my goodness..

Oh my goodness..

bloody hel_l!...

totster

Shame they made her look like she's been dragged through a hedge...

totster

Maybe this guy can explain why.

totster

Crikey..............that's incredouble

Edited July 25, 200619 yr by Artisan

totster

Crikey..............that's incredouble

Vision in stereo..!

totster

totster

Outstanding work!!

Jeri Lee

Ana Beatriz Barros

Edited March 27, 200719 yr by jayenram

5 more

Retirement leaves some people with far too much time (and other things) on their hands....

totster

Definitely the last ones!

Definitely the last ones!

I wonder if any of them can sew and cook too

oh...please stop...I may have to send the invoice to TV when I find that my keyboard is all sticky and needs to be replaced...

Definitely the last ones!

I wonder if any of them can sew and cook too

And work the washing machine ...

totster

Definitely the last ones!

I wonder if any of them can sew and cook too

And work the washing machine ...

totster

What do you mean "washing machine? They should be doing the washing by hand!!

Adriana Lima

totster

Adriana Lima

Talking of which:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/125701/adriana_lima/

More Raica

White bikinis on brown bodies - ohhhhhhhhhhhhh heaven!

More Brazilians

White bikinis on brown bodies - ohhhhhhhhhhhhh heaven!

Well... in my heaven it's no bikinis on brown bodies...

totster

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Jakki Degg

The eyes have it!

Kylie

totster