Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He used to lie awake all night wondering if there really was a dog...

The door is now open for a plethora of dyslexia jokes, I am one (dyslexic not a joke) so I have no qualms at all about posting these gems

Let's start the ball rolling :-

Dyslexics of the world untie.

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp, he bought a warehouse.

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper, he sold is soul to Santa.

The door is now open for a plethora of dyslexia jokes, I am one (dyslexic not a joke) so I have no qualms at all about posting these gems

Let's start the ball rolling :-

Dyslexics of the world untie.

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp, he bought a warehouse.

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper, he sold is soul to Santa.

Good ones, Crossy!

Charter Member, DAM (Mothers Against Dyslexia)

As osmoene who sfufers from all thees retrible conditinos, I am pedely ofdenfed by tihs so-cllead "okje" . Hvea uoy on hreat?

A couple more:-

Did you hear about the dyslexic rabbi, wanders around all day saying "Yo".

A dyslexic walked into a bra ...............

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read okay?

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read okay?

Thanks for the chuckles Crossy. This one made me laugh out loud.

Dyslexics. Try deliberately spelling words wrongly. This way at least you have a chance of spelling them correctly.

Boon man, you put the punchline in the topic! Took all of the anticipation out of it...

Boon man, you put the punchline in the topic! Took all of the anticipation out of it...

This is true but the joke is so old that it didn't really matter!

A couple more...

Dyslexics lure, KO.

What's DNA stand for?

National Dyslexics Association.

Dyslexics are teople poo.

I can't spell Dylexia correctly,

dus that make me one? NO, Really?

Dyslexia: it can warn without striking!

Did you hear about the dyslexic couple who couldn't have sex? They kept trying to do 96.

Fancy calling it dyslexia, a word no one can spell!

Heard about the dyslexic rock star? ...Choked on his own vimto.

Didja hear about the dyslexic on the Atkins' Diet? He couldn't lose any weight even though he stopped eating crabs!