Bozo Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 Ohh women… A beautiful woman and a man have a bad car crash. Both cars are totally destroyed. They crawl out of their respective car. The woman says : “ You are a man and I am a woman. Look at our cars. Nothing is left of them and we are not even injured or hurt. This must be a sign that God wanted us to meet and become friends.” Flattered, the man answers : “ I agree with you, it must be a sign.” The woman says : “ Look, another sign. My car is destroyed, but the bottle of wine inside is intact. God certainly wished us to drink it to celebrate our luck to be still alive.” She holds the bootle out to the man. The man opens it, drinks half of it and holds it out back to the woman. She takes it, puts back the cork and gives it back to the man. The man asks : “ Are you not drinking some ?” The woman answers : “No, I think I shall rather wait for the police to come over, now. “ !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
et33.com Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 okay i got it treat all drivers like a man !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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